lawyers...

RUBIN MUSEUM LUNAR GALA WITH MAYOR BLOOMBERG

 

  

AALDEF W LAWYERS AND LAWYERS AND LAWYERS AND MR HANDSOME.

there a reason why law firms are only named after the names of the partners.  credibility.  trustworthiness.  etc.  imagine if a law firm was called pinnacle lawyers or apex law firm.  i guess it sounds overly cheesy and shady.  so if that's going to to be the name of the firm, the culture of the the law world is exactly the same.  sterile. boring. politically correct and wanna be credible.  so all conversations start "oh, nice meeting you.  what firm are you from?  where did you finish school?  oh i heard they have a great program there..."  whether you're talking to on or off hour, with a boss or a stranger or the random waiter in the corner, there's absolutely zero charisma of natural persona.  is this what people willingly sign up for?  hi, lets all attend these gala events for the resume and lets all wear the same outfit.  dark suit white shirt dark tie. i just happened to put on a grey suit.  so i stood out.  and i just so happened to put on a sweater cuz it was cold and i stood out.  then i put on a tweed coat and i stood out.  so i turn around and there's mister dcho saying "yo, i keep thinking we keep getting double takes".  seriously though, i don't want any double takes at this event.  just leave me alone and let me bid on my vera wang bedding.  of course i got outbid by the small number of women in the room who also realized that the vera wang bedding, 2 pairs of sunglasses and whatever else in the gift set was a steal for 450.  and that's what i bid. and got out bid.  someone beat me out 500 bucks. GAH.

somehow we ended up @ tao.

and the quotes of the night "i look more handsome with glasses or i used to be more handsome", "i am such a catch....", "those girls should be ashamed to be hanging out with those guys, we are so much better catches...."