"why you gotta get so emotional....BOYEEEE>......"


i got lectured by kenny....("this better fuckin' go on xanga")



then i got molested by dave lee (i wonder who still calls him dave)



dulicious started getting emotional....(can someone tell me how mr. whooaa china knows everyone at the most korean of all korean places??)



and was about to piss himself,  but we brought him outside....



and vijay, like frank, is gay.



***apparently, i'm the one to call at 4am for shits n giggles, but calls for daniel are always good***


 


xanga reincarnate.....


my xanga used to be filled with current events, political editorials, capricious sports ops, restaurant and concert reviews, but ever since the purchase of the sleek snapshot taker (ixus 40 and 50) this page is now a documentary slideshow of debaucherous life of a staggering genius...haha..correction...staggering liver.....


koi....it was due time i spent some time with the token jew in my life....and what better time to rejoice than during the season to repent...l'shana tova to everyone....of course as predictable as his self proclaimed sophisticated palate...he chooses japanese fusion....and in saying so, his menu choices are just as predictable, straying not far from good ole FDA approved boneless choices with the miso cured/glazed/marinated gimmick drooling from the top of his list.....so of course, at any of the chi chi of places, thursday nights most likely devoted to date nights amidst candlelit dining, alcohol and fusion food, me and the lax partake in our own version of galavanting dating to catch up and be the next carrie and samantha....of course at this point you must be asking why i haven't touched upon the food?...because i thought it was nothing special...fusion, neo japanese, is such a played out cuisine that yes, being its nyc uses probably the finest of freshest ingredients...(they better because you're paying for it...) but other than that...cilantro/truffle oil sashimi...just kind of seems like its over done flare, let the main event be the main event.....the portions are enough to feed a mouse, but thats no bother since i'm still dieting....lax eats like a champ and i offered mcdonalds afterwards.....as neurotic as i am about weight...i think he's just as bad......"did i get fat?".....


 

i want a new guitar!

ironically..i shave the moustache....but loook at WILL...



and this to go along with it.....friggin no arse this time.


all of a sudden i'm craving sweets?? been eating peanut butter/nutella sandwiches....


and i really want this right now

white siracha...cha cha cha cha....(trailing off....)


a mixture of alcohol and coffee can really be the key to perfect insomnia.....u'll never sleep more than a couple of hours from alcohol because of dehydration....then in hopes of sobering up and rehydrating, water+coffee pushes you forward till your next drinking excursion....as for the bags under the eyes....apparently preperation H is the necessary white siracha that binds it all together...


TO and McNabb shower together, so eagles fans try to emulate as best they can...




frank...stop taking my shirt off.



poseidon's rainbow....



 

WINGS WINGS WINGS WINGS..........


1. my itunes is busted..blegh!


2. you guys need to ask victor about his barter with the cab driver...yellow nike's for a cab ride


3. mr "pho got my keys" getting busted getting emotional outside of typhoon.


4. everyday is a birthday


5. we just took 161 pictures tonight....friggin tuesday night...blame it on the 4.99 for 6 pabst


6. no one does a london bridge quite like sakitome


7. it used to be that a phone call deserved a beer, now a phone call deserves a burger.


8. why is that super dark guy shoving his face into everyone else?


9. beware the prometheus of porn.


10. kayne west - "i'd want to be friends with me...."....


this pic of dora is soo funny


you go to taiwan you eat stinky tofu, you go to bklyn you eat wings....and you get a picture with mr hot wing himself.....fyi: he's got camel lips.


WINGS!


i don't even remember their team name...team suck??...team phohoanenom? ( i really want to post our team pic....but i need to get the green light...)...you guys use the acronym LB LB LB LB>...for some lame show....we use it..for..UhhH..hahahaha.....


and this is what happens when you suck and lose....


victor's idea is to patent the idea that we, the only idiots in the world, use tthese ginormous soup containers as communal slosh cups.......(frank's got a splash pad in his throat)


victor spikin the punch....



would the night be complete without cross dressing?


this is after one hour.....jeezus.


i need to patent this pose....chrizzist....


 


wayyy too much beer.


 

if frank's not taking his shirt off, he's trying to take mine off, blatantly homosexual, even for the gq-reading metro of all metro males....and we've finally pinpointed what pushed him out of the closet....EXPO.....


this weekend at my house was basically just the expo video on repeat, as embarrassed as we all were, we sat there and realized frank found his homo calling from those cutsy, homo-erotic dance fashion shows....and since then...has proceeded to take his shirt off at every drinking excursion....apparently since i've left, he's developed a nipple rubbing fettish....


OMG>..i just realized hoan is doing the C'MON PDPSI


it was cold out on the balcony too and he still pushed it up against the window....


HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFT OFF!


sometimes u get lucky too


unfortunately sometimes, guys try to get in on the ice rubbing action too...

the taboo's of internet socialites are no longer just your closet hidden inner woman, not only have i realized it's replaced hello's as greetings (ie "hi.....ur xanga is hilarious) but it's now the ultimate chick picker-upper....--other than the other fact that online dating is now commonly accepted-- and i quote "you are nobody until you have graced the pages of xanga slash vixstar" -- but what part do i hold in all of this corporate boredom filler?.....karma is soo last year....this time around on the blog....i will be the yang of my yin....


missing pictures from baden......not only have you seen grace's ASS.....now meet grace, "i swear i learned this from cheerleading...."....YEA RIGHT BAMBI.




this all took place last wednesday night when 3 lops in a silver car decided to make the trek out to pal park for some boozin'....in retrospect victor stated "that johnnie just went down soo smoothly that night" and whatever korean invented that half bottle didn't care about modern day recycling did they? 3 half bottles later...we moved onto big blue bottle...courtesy of hip hops new urban legend...bee bong......



trekking out to jersey for 1. goodbye purefun...2. karma sutra lessons 2. picture of a hip hop mogul "khym" and lastly...the icing on the cake....TKO.....a loud ruckus with a left hook.



 


 

on a low key night...especially when everyone else and their mothers are out partying


me hoan and victor decide to stay in and chill over a bottle of royal salute...


and ...yes...


we've realized that our weeknights are equivalent to everyone else's birthday excursions...


SO SUE US.....


....=)


 


few weeks delayed with pictures..


just wait.

victor is a mother effin' xanga pimp.................


holy jeez...


posting up ALLLLLL the pictures in a bit....even though some effin' homo dropped my camera!


urgh...should be an awesome night..


TKO COLLAGE Comming UP!


 

i'm looking for a 3-6 month sublet......lemme know.


 


playlist:


劉若英 - 分開旅行


潘瑋柏 - 不得不愛


 

products of environments....


it's curious that everyone blames me specifically for relationship woes....truely unfortunate, but if i must, i'll be their lil "scapegoat" of an excuse to crutch upon....what are friends for anyway??......


how easily are we most influenced by those around us? if you think about it, how much of what actually comes out of our mouths is truly original? and even if you thought it were, most likely it would coincidentally be something that someone else originally came up with too hence is it still original? but even if you were consciously regurgitating adapting  and rationalizingly re-creating, it's quite hard to escape the reality that you are probably and pretty much so a nice copy of the person next to you....loptop,wssuh yo,angels...angels,JUST RELAX,uuuhhh,TOITE LIKE A TOIGER,wutta homo.....inescapable really......and most recently evident....look at the barrage of photos on this page completely supplementing the lack of text--it's gotten to the point where not only do i POSE for the damn pictures, i take quite decent self pictures...ridonculous...i almost feel competitive with victor on the topic of picture taking....hahaha....


definitely don't hang out with rich enough.....we're doing up a relay this weekend....probably last weekend of the year...and dora....I EAT DAMMNIT....crif crif crif....PABST! JAEGER!...pomme frites...yummmy.....



ekhym.....



it was good seeing the top gun again....it's been a while, but she's still the same intense loudspeaker of FURY.....as if losing one eardrum at "AHHH>..HIYYEEEE>>>>HUG HUG" wasn't enough, you better have brought your A game or else say goodbye to all manhood upon inebriated drinking-game defeat......we love ann anyway.....



the swan lake of beer pong....a truly beautiful harmony of UNREAL shots....golden wrists man...!



quarters is intense....but..yes..WE OWN THIS TEAM....(i think jess smokes crack)



we've completely abused frank for just about as long as i've known him....to the point where he's gone home early because his shirts wet and jack and coke is dripping down his naked body into his pants, to the point where he takes his beer glass to the bathroom with him in fear of chugging soju spiked beer if he didn't, to the point where he's broken 4 pairs of glasses, to the point where he's been so wasted he's run directly into walls....and in saying so, he's been on quite a week of revenge slopping soondoobu in victor's bag....and completely hazing the shit out of me last night....forget poor frank....POOR ME!



slowly...and very slowly, engrish is coming back to me.

here we go $$250MILLION!


ps...the drink is mikes hard iced tea....


 


philly....



so frank says "why don't we just pregame at my dad's bar...." -- is that not the cooolest thing u've ever heard??



so that's exactly what we did....-mouth to tap....



i own amy at seaweed.....



and of course.....wutta flipping homo...