if any of you need my services.....=)

Congratulations! You are now a legally ordained minister for
life,
though you may relinquish your credentials at any time. AS OF Monday
the 24th of August 2009 YOU HAVE BECOME A MEMBER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS
CLERGY. You have earned a title worthy of admiration and respect.

Let
it be known on this date that in accordance with the laws of the
Universal Life Church Monastery, as ordaining officer, I, Brother
Martin, do ordain you into our ministry. From this day forward, you are
entitled to all of the rights of an ordained minister. You have the
authority to perform marriages, baptisms, and all other ceremonies of
the church. You are an independent minister of this church. This is a
position that carries with it a burden of responsibility; please
respect others and comply with the laws of the land.

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12:41 PM

the cooking woman is a dying breed.  when was the last time u met a girl that can cook?  likes to cook?  likes being domesticated?  truly a dying breed.  its weird how some girls barely know how to boil water.  the least domesticated guy friend i have still knows the basics of cooking due to sheer hunger whereas the number of girls i know that doesn't know how to turn on the stove trumps the number of undomesticated guys.  with that being said, the remaining few culinary maternal gf's in the mix still stand for what is awesome in the world.  sun is awesome.



homemade hotpot style vietnamese summer rolls.  with homemade nuoc mam.



sweet potato, broccoli and shrimp tempura


david duchovny is hungry.


hoan is hungry.

12:39 PM

if u've never had it before....u should try it.  the foreskin flop.



chung and tiff love it.



and then wash it down with a lumberjack breakfast. 

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12:23 PM

the last time i remember being present at chomo's birthday was when he projectile vomited on hoans shoe at glass.  (that bar next to marquee).  what transpired that year (2004) is eerily similar to the events that have taken place this week.  this summer.  this birthday.  happy 29th birthday chomo.  viva the frat boys. the frat house. the frat shots. the frat paddle. and the frat jokes.  no, it never gets old.

SURPRISE

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