"why you gotta get so emotional....BOYEEEE>......"

i got lectured by kenny....("this better fuckin' go on xanga")

then i got molested by dave lee (i wonder who still calls him dave)

dulicious started getting emotional....(can someone tell me how mr. whooaa china knows everyone at the most korean of all korean places??)

and was about to piss himself,  but we brought him outside....

and vijay, like frank, is gay.

***apparently, i'm the one to call at 4am for shits n giggles, but calls for daniel are always good***

 

xanga reincarnate.....

my xanga used to be filled with current events, political editorials, capricious sports ops, restaurant and concert reviews, but ever since the purchase of the sleek snapshot taker (ixus 40 and 50) this page is now a documentary slideshow of debaucherous life of a staggering genius...haha..correction...staggering liver.....

koi....it was due time i spent some time with the token jew in my life....and what better time to rejoice than during the season to repent...l'shana tova to everyone....of course as predictable as his self proclaimed sophisticated palate...he chooses japanese fusion....and in saying so, his menu choices are just as predictable, straying not far from good ole FDA approved boneless choices with the miso cured/glazed/marinated gimmick drooling from the top of his list.....so of course, at any of the chi chi of places, thursday nights most likely devoted to date nights amidst candlelit dining, alcohol and fusion food, me and the lax partake in our own version of galavanting dating to catch up and be the next carrie and samantha....of course at this point you must be asking why i haven't touched upon the food?...because i thought it was nothing special...fusion, neo japanese, is such a played out cuisine that yes, being its nyc uses probably the finest of freshest ingredients...(they better because you're paying for it...) but other than that...cilantro/truffle oil sashimi...just kind of seems like its over done flare, let the main event be the main event.....the portions are enough to feed a mouse, but thats no bother since i'm still dieting....lax eats like a champ and i offered mcdonalds afterwards.....as neurotic as i am about weight...i think he's just as bad......"did i get fat?".....