wasan

miami went to miami.  i was leftover.  but w such perfect weather.  a crazy day in the markets.  (yes call me a genius cuz im short treasuries and long gold).  all u want is dinner.  its not that i can remember much, but i spent saturday morning eating an egg salad sandwich in the park showing off pictures from the night before saying. "it just worked.  everyone got along.  the flow was good. the vibe was good.  first time i met them but they were quick.  i started the convo with amanda.  and they just caught on.  adding in a little bit of lash and louboutin haterade.  the relaxed confident aura scarfed down foie gras and uni amuse bouches and turned the topic towards punctured spleens and double digit preferences.  the pictures of spilled milky soju eventually prompted the email chain that seems to have wings of its own....

WASAN = "winning"

108 E 4th St
(between 1st Ave & 2nd Ave) 
New York, NY 10003
Neighborhood: East Village

 

"i want to be racist but this country won't let me"

"we all have scores.  we're all asian so let's start with a 5.  becky and i are australian so +1.  andre can speak spanish +2.  mandarin speaker learning korean +.25.  petrochemicals +1.  mountains and mountains of female friends who have your back +1.  frequent drunkeness and insomnia -1.  dog sitting +1.  good relationship with mother +1.  " - amanda.

 "Pimp-papa for your female friends +2, alcoholic monster -1, good relationship with your mother who tolerates your crazy cantonese speaking aussie friends +3 // Spanish speaking asian +2, preference for fake lashes and stripper shoes -2, memory loss when drunk -1, not on facebook +3 // Cute aussie asian googler +2, sculls alcohol on cue +1, cooks like the devil +10, likes revenge -2" 

 

the night before...w amanda @ mukeunji...my mom called...forgot what she was saying so i passed the phone to amanda.  my mom proceeds to talk crap about me and how i can't speak cantonese.  沒用。

 

**

 

saturday morning story telling.  egg salad. bagel. and then an hour later.  shake shack.  and i ALMOST went bike riding afterwards.  almost.  stayed in and rested cuz i ALMOST stayed in saturday night. ALMOST.  ended up at arang and circle and biny.  

my first shake shack.  burgers not bad.  it's just a burger.  price point makes it better.  but the fries....cafeteria frozen fries?  C"MON DANNY MEYER.

taser?