korean banks...

and this is what happens on friday nights with korean banks...

d's smart.  he does what he does for a living.  he knows how to put people together.  he knows how to drink like a fish.  get the party started.  sober up at the right moments and still kind of finagle himself for opportune business opportunities.  he knew inviting me would work.  and he knew they'd like me.  and so these nights are kind of scripted for me..."oh no i'm not korean.  중국사람에요...응...네...네....응..."   nod nod...bow bow..."엄마 대만사람...아파 인도네시야 중국인...네..네...응. 응...."  then they laugh.  then we drink. (two hands...always two hands)  my drinking abilities are very very helpful in this case.  i show up late.  have penalty drinks. a lot of penalty drinks.  and that buys some respect.  that also buys some confusion.  "진짜짜 중국사람?" ...we have fun.  we party.  it helps that i know some random ass stuff like "oh...u live in 여이도?  i love that 방치찜 there..."  and then we sing 녹섹지데...and then we sing 남헹열차...and then everything after that becomes 이지 from that point on...oh you do 석탄 and 석유화학 trading?  when we are back in korea....i invite you to 베리 나이스 방치찜....yada yada....d's smart...(and i'm good....ㅋㅋㅋ)