JP and SKIM

Throw JP and SKIM in a room...they are HILARIOUS.

"i want to get chasers for the vodka" - skim

"why dont we just get kool aid and make jungle juice" - jp

"kool aid?  what am i ? BLACK?...plus...i don't want jungle juice"  - skim

"haaaaaaa" - alex

"ok....should we get soda water?" - skim

"yea susan, why dont you pick the smallest soda bottle cuz it will really last for more than one drink" - jp

"haaa, i just thought we could get 2 small ones so we wouldn't lose fizz" - skim

 

 

 

 

 

"oh - free blood pressure machine. hold on. yay, i have normal BP" - sk

"i have low blood pressure. hmm." - ac

"i have hypertension. wth???" - jp

 

frank gets out of the car and leaves me to carry 30 bottles of beer.

i'm like, "FRANK!!!!!"

if I could do it all over again, I would have her carry the ice too...hypertension, don't want to exert myself too much

goose or kettle? - ac

kettle - sk

titos - ac

what is that? oh it says gluten free. get it - sk

i like titos. i'm going to get that next time. its so cheap!

hahahaha