why men love 'taken' women....

Why Men Love "Taken" Women

See
Jake. See Jake flirt. See Jake flirt with someone else's girlfriend.
Now hear why he and other guys do it, and why he's vowed to stop.

By Jake

It happened again. I didn't mean for it to, but it did.

Last
year I went home to visit my parents and met someone — let's go with
Carrie this time — who's everything New York women aren't. Carrie
didn't have an iPhone, didn't want to eat at the latest gastropub and
didn't belong to a yoga gym. And she's the first female scientist I've
known. In short, Carrie was refreshing to a guy like me. Just one
problem: She had a boyfriend. I don't mean a dude she was
kind-of-sort-of seeing. I mean a man she'd lived with for years, one
who brewed her coffee every morning and had probably laundered her
underwear. When you consider that I'm a semi-ethical human being who
knew this up front, it was just a little disturbing when I found myself
making out with her on a deserted starlit beach my last night in town.

I know your eyes are rolling at that "found myself" line. But I honestly didn't pursue Carrie; I just talked to her. A lot. Pretty soon, though, she was referencing her "current situation." The words not in love, and probably should have ended a long time ago
were involved. Carrie broke up with her guy that week. We then carried
on a long-distance relationship that lasted for months before it
finally fizzled.

In street parlance, the act of taking the taken
is sometimes known as bird-dogging. And once upon a time, I felt like
most of you do about it — disgusted. But I had to admit to myself that
I'd grown to love hanging out with cool women who had boyfriends, even
if I had no intention of it extending beyond conversation. Because they
were technically off-limits, there was no performance anxiety — I could
just be myself. That comfort translated to confidence. And confidence,
as we all know, is sexy. Suddenly I was transformed into a man with
swagger.

And don't tell me that taken women don't love to flirt.
You can feel their excitement when they see that they still have plenty
of value out there on the open market. The trick, of course, is
remembering to draw the line somewhere — and on the beach, with a few
rum and Cokes in us, Carrie and I had probably crossed that line before
we even sat down on the blanket.

I'd love to say this was an
isolated incident, but there have been others. Still, I try to believe
I'm not like my bird-dogging friend who bragged about it when he got
with his married coworker … on her desk. Quite the opposite: I have the
unfortunate ability to vividly picture the poor oblivious guy who is
the third point in a cheater's triangle. I actually worry about the bad
karma and all that crap. No, I'm not one of those predatory jerks who
feel no guilt, I tell myself. But then I hear another louder voice in
my head — the one that tells me I'm a tool.

Which brings me to my
New Year's resolution: no more bird-dogging — for moral reasons and
selfish ones. I've finally asked myself this important, albeit obvious,
question: If a girl is that easily swept away from someone else, what's
to say she won't always have one foot out the door with me? That's not
just karma — it's logic. From now on, I'm making it clear that until a
woman is 100 percent single, karaoke-ing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
together is as intimate as we're going to get. But to all the Carries
out there, I beseech you: Ditch your lame boyfriends already, will you?