chronicles of mayhem

playing catchup with blogging is either a selective memory of moments, or a a cheating sensory overload of picture.   while posts seem chock full of action and adventure, im forgetting the vital details of anecdotes to supplement these visuals.  for instance.  other than "man is man", the other underlying theme has been the caption "delicate flower".  aptly named by devil woman, and not only am i a flower, i'm a doll. or a pokemon.  and bots calls me a cartoon?  and the dude from yupgijogi? gahh!  and apparently my new life soundtrack is "you're so vain" - because...well...because i friggin know this song is about me, cuz they control my life. or diginity.  whichever comes first.  HAHAHA.  and while at dinner relaying this story to a diff group of peers, i all of a sudden am called a daisy, while a comrade is the petunia.  of course when conversations like that occur.  it gets messy.  and when u go home when it's messy.  u want only to start trouble.  trouble on fb that is.  cuz....

"gahh...it was a joke.
"how is that funny??"

HAHAHA...cuz it is friggin hilarious.  but then again.  we were the only ones in that boat.  we are also the ones that have conversations about organ donation.  putting to good use for others that i dont utilize myself.  and it's that kind of rabble talk that parlays into pictures back and forth real time.  whether its butter knives or notes of endearment.  a picture nonetheless.   and then there's people walking in on me getting tied up, and that kind of scenario is only the beginning to the lifestyles of adrian grenier and his new jacuzzi.  and his new sex swing.  and then lets not forget the inner thigh story.  where knees touch under the table.  and then they touch again.  and then a hand on the thigh.  and then on the inner thigh.  and oh that's so funny.  and the hand moves in further.  inner thigh needs strength.  inner thigh needs strength esp when clasping to poles.  poles or pool cues.  either way.  "inner thigh...inner thigh".  and for some, pent up angst becomes hard nipple twisting.  or is it just playing.  flicking. slapping. it's easily one of those ads u can post on craigstlist.  m4f.  but what is m4mgf?  is that midget female? hahaha. 

yea well.  there's gonna be some "missing" pics for this post.  cheers.