serfs and bar soap and guacamole.

1.
the word pleb, short for plebian doesn't crack me up as much as actually hearing someone use the word SERF.

2.
"would you date someone that uses bar soap?
"is aloofa involved?"
"no.  im talking irish spring bar soap"
"how about dove with moisturizer?"

3.
dos caminos will forever remind me of a b&t crowd.  weekend nights out in NYC and a plate of guacamole and a margarita.  damn that guacamole is good.

4. i started putting the date on the johnny walker handle.  just to see how long it would take to finish.  (probably makes people wonna drink more) kakaka.