what i'm good at...

i'm a big supporter of finding a vocational path or any life quest that is complemented by your natural talents.  fully optimizing on genetic inheritance, streamlining efficiency and most importantly, and most likely doubling a bigger by product of happiness.  if a certain darker shade of people are genetically taller and more athletically built, regardless of how jealous i am, kudos to them to have fully capitalized on their natural traits to making it a prosperous lifestyle.  i, humbly speaking am not to shabby at shooting the sh*t, whether it be on the phone, via instant messenger, over email, or even on this blog.  ranting and raving opinions, theories, dreams etc to conjure up conversation amongst those around me.  now this skill of constant uncanny bullsh*tting can be quite tactical in many professions if used correctly and within reason.  and i'll have to say that i've applied some of that BS panache but this is not the skill that has me most impressed with utilizing natural traits. 

whether genetically passed down or not, it seems that historically, i've been quite good at the "deny deny deny" game.  just ask any ex girlfriend. hahaha.  it's the combination of denial alongside "avoiding the question"....compounded with "answering the question with a question"....etc....u get the picture.  101 excuses.  and in the world of buy and sell, in the world of specialized labor where people aren't fully soverign and take a one sided approach to pushing for results, i have applied my 101 excuses to those who pound me for non-realistic prompt results......

"OH....i have no authority on this...."
"waiting for a phone call"
"my staff is working on it"
"they are transfering tanks....might take some time.."
"jefe is on the plane...can't get service"
the list goes on...

however...industry favorite is..."LOW BATT LOW BATT"
hahahaha


if i get good enough, im running for office.