reputation

"blogs have given the people a chance to stop yelling at the TV and have a say in the process" - friedman

the internet bubble bust made internet free for everyone...the investing of computers and overlaying of fiber optics all over the world is already past its beginnings of changing the worlds ways economically, politically and for purposes here, socially.....the power to upload makes anyone anything they want with a computer and broadband....amazon will publish your book entirely online, a garageband no longer needs the garage just the program....a journalist no longer needs to work at a news firm....

"a new blog is created every 7 seconds....this army of citizen journalists needs nothing more than a tape recorder, a camera-enabled cell phone, and a website....." - friedman

i'm no journalist, but armed with a camera that does both record and take images, i have slowly portrayed myself as this army of party-connoisseurs going buck wild at every turn....which has created this no-barrier REPUTATION that has given the power to the people to try to look for me at any scent of liquor....do i have to live up to this?  and because this page documents my familiarity with asia's corners of debauchery....apparently, i'm now the liason btwn foreigners and a night of fun....i mean..vanwilder was a movie wasn't it?  just wait till victor gets to asia....

along with having the unescapable reputation of partyanimal....the other title given to me would be that of a "talker"....hence the push for radio dj.....well....if i were on air live every morning....i'd be drinking gatorades, double fisting waters, downing coffees, taking 5 minute beer-shit breaks and talking about the first topic of every morning...how to rid the hangover....

actually if i think about it....other than always "having something to say"....all immediate topics of conversation could be turned into BOOKS....of course anything can be turned into books these days....urban outfitters loves carrying these books of nonsense...101 sex positions...101 ways to drink beer....now we can add....

101 POSES FOR THE CAMERA>....and my other creation.....BUFFET STRATEGY....

i've posted in the past how to attact a buffet properly....but i mean...it really just depends on your bottom line....to try everything? to eat without dying? to get your money's worth? to last the longest? to get all u can drink beer? to eat and stay slim? i mean....the bottom line is that you shouldn't be at a buffet if you're not gonna be a gluttonous pig.....and as stupid as i have been the past year....im starting to make up for it with my recent visits to all-you-can-eat establishments 3x this week!@#?!@.....  (i would have to credit the buffet for my no show to ladies night yesterday)...i start with a salad to make sure it helps push everything down....or make sure you're going to take the biggest shit the next day....but its death in the end regardless....3.5 hours eating last night...and im still dying....post shit....

off to yoga....3rd time this week....getting kind of addicted...even though im horrible at it.....