there's been a recent initiative of my friends to endorse me for taiwan radio personality...
the proven business plan in many foreign countries is to import anything from the states and sell it....and on most levels it sells, even when its oversaturated with ridiculous items, concepts and pop culture....there's really no deterrent to continue doing it....so why underdevelop it....for instance, hip hop music? will pan has started putting rims and escalades in his pseudo-hiphop videos...but why stop at that?...cloak jay chou in ice...and get him a grill?...nah...lets say that for me.....hahahhaa......and when external beauty rules the entire continent of asia....why not adopt dave chappelle's idea to take botox to the next level.....BOTOXED BALLS?....SMOOTHEST BALLS IN ASIA?....man....women would love that.....hairless, muscle free, wrinkle free asian men roaming the streets.....hahahahhahaa.....no real need to imagine the spokesperson...just take a look at the profile pic.....
"tired of wrinkled balls?"
i just saw tokyo drift last night.....MAN>>> WASN"T HAN COOOOL???...shiiite....im growing my hair out....
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ah the cure for the balls hanging down too low disease. wouldn't that shit just make your balls look small? and wouldn't you be scared to inject shit into your nutsac? and can i do it for you? maybe it can get rid of your f-skin.
haha...i knew i'd get at least ONE person telling me i'd need to drink more!
i'm ok, but the experience was VERY painful, and for a while, i'm gonna be on meds that make me nauseous. oh, and these meds render my other "special" medicine virtually ineffective. =T man! they take the fun out of a lot of important things--eating and uh, sleeping. yeah, sleeping. ;)
But then they wouldn't move on their own. And that's the most entertaining part.
numb spine is no good haha.
i don't like to write my own music. i can, but i don't enjoy it.
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