2003 - when omygawditswill found out i was working in a lab part time, he tried on many drunken occassions to get me to veer my career path away from pro-longing life but rather pro-longing death....or vice versa? goal: caloric free whiskey....but as witnessed by the LOPS most recent post, calorie free and carb-free just aren't good enough for the average consumer anymore....as coca-cola and pepsi have diversified their line of beverages for all ends of consumer, educated and non, herb and carnivore, etc....i too will enhance/diversify my health-conscious beverage line, running alongside the chaser pill, well under the fda radar, the new line will gear the vain towards the acceptance of liver scerosis as long as external beauty remains intact....move over lowcal jdubs here comes...v.2point-0rg..0rganic jdubs grizzle.....
branding it next to tony little's "gazelle" and "pilates plus" organic jdubs grizzle will start a new health crazed revolution....george formean will have to redesign the LMGrillin' machine to include beverage holders designed for the titanium-square bottled delicacy...gnc won't need to stock centrum anymore....the new beverage, chock full of vitamins and minerals, fulfills 100% of most supplement needs....and of course....plenty o' antioxidants....good for your skin....good for your pho skin....
i might have to make the women's version with green tea extract
and a men's version with tiger penis...
besides the fact 9 of 10 google search results will tell you alcohol is not good for weight loss....HERE'S THE VITAL SEARCH RESULT....
http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/AlcoholCaloriesAndWeight.html
Alcohol contains calories, but drinking alcohol doesn't lead to weight gain, according to extensive medical research, and many studies report a small reduction in weight for women who drink. 1
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aha oh man.. your grandmother is cute.
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