i went home for memorial day and my mom was cleaning the house with a face slimming apparatus on. actually. its really just an elastic band you wrap around your jaw and the top of your head like a crazy person. i asked mom rhetorically "u really think this works?"...she said "well...i think it works for the long term." and so she had that thing on most of the day. except for those hours in btwn when i stole it. around the same time i strapped up my face, around the same time i cut off blood to my brain, i found a few things lying around upstairs that i just had to put on, all at the same time. vest. t shirt. flag. sunglasses. and i already had the face slimmer band on.
psycho taiwanese person!
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