can i borrow shorts?

“Have you ever had something happen that was so racist, that you
didn’t even get mad? You was like, ‘God damn that was racist!’. I mean
it was so blatant you was, ‘Wow’. Like it didn’t even happen to you it
was like a fuckin’ movie. Like you was watching Mississippi Burning;
‘Wow’. That happen to me, I was in Mississippi. I was in Mississippi
doing a show and I go to a restaurant to order some food. And I say to
the guy, ‘I would like to have…’ And before I even finished my sentence
he says, ‘The chicken!
I couldn’t believe it. I could not believe that shit. This man was
absolutely right. How did he know that I was gonna get some chicken? I asked him, I said, ‘How did you know that? How did you know I was gonna get some chicken?
He looked at me like I was crazy, ‘Come on buddy, come on buddy. Now
everybody knew soon as you walked through the god damn door, you were
gonna get some chicken. It’s no secret down here that blacks and chicken are quite fond of one another.’ Then I finally understood what he was saying and I got upset.”

-d chappelle

the waiter @ ippudo asked us "can you guys twirl ur pen?" - HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

everyone slept over! i slept in the dungeon. when i awoke. i spent the day watching my football team crush chomos! GAH!. and then josh and janet came over. and then we had ippudo. which i wouldn't recommend. cuz ramen, even if it's savory, is supposed to be clean and light. not heavy and greasy. we did order everything on the appetizer menu thanks to chung. and as soon as i sat down. i said. sake??? yes. chalk up one more day for the celebration.