WOULD YOU BEAT YOUR KIDS?

• if i had a dog, there'd be no chance in hell that would make me beat my dog....but if i had a kid, i just might have to pick up the bamboo cane.  the one with the convenient custom wrapped handle.

• your friends are awesome because they don't judge you.  and so what do you do about the people that judge you? you avoid them.  unfortunately you can't avoid family.  at least i can't.
  

• elitism is probably one of my top most favorite things to joke about.  right behind making a mockery of serious emotional discussions.

• i find nigella lawson and aimee winehouse HOT.  wrong?

• within 30 minutes of arriving @ barcode, jason had already taken his pants off.

• my head is flipping pounding

• hey sasa, was it really necessary to take that monster swig of johnnie last night?