the glass bowl theory...

an outing with lax is never short of an ordeal, from the sheer basics of ordering food to the complexities of hamas/israel conversations. and so after a tour of the factory and a tour of the apartment, we toured downtown for dinner. and i quote..."this place never disappoints"...we then of course we continue to order the 2 worst dishes on the menu. in efforts for redemption we add another sub-par ramen. momofuku is not that great. bad skate, terrible mussels (sent back), and a deep fried brisket that was a bit heavy. soggy OK duck tortellini, and although the fluke was good, im not sure the carrot sauce was the right pairing. only the siracha style chili sauce and the pork steamed bun were delicious. everything else, a bit heavy and truly not exciting.

**glass bowl theory** - [it's a jew theory]
1. nuke saudi arabia and iran (because they are the true problem). 2. when sand gets superheated it becomes glass. 3. just glass bowl that portion of the world.

as an asian efficiency consultant, i go one step further
1. nuke the refineries 2. superheat the oil distillates and pet resin to create a PLASTIC BOWL. 3. clear vu and api will handle the molding and control the feed tube through their special patented pvc piping in and out of the PLASTIC BOWL. jews win. clear vu wins. im a genius.