KEEP IT LOCKED on ICRT....YA HEARD!








when was the last time you wrote a self assessment? i used to write them during my corporate days and the hilarity of writing these is trying to balance modesty with confidence of self worth. so instead of just wavering on the line of ability, why not just bluntly be pompous....

during a busy friday, i wrote 2 of these for others....hahaha...


Farida: trygin to finish this self
assesment u?
Alexander: self assessment...hahaha...u need me to
write it up for you...im sure i can write a really good one

"i beleive
that i am nothing short of rockstar material and should be rewarded
accordingly.....other than higher compensation...i deserve red carpet and roses
whereever i walk due to my high efficiency and wretched good
looks....i work well with others and my greatest skill is
listening and understanding the needs in the group.....hence am the best skilled
person to be promoted asap. take this asssessment less as arrogance but sheer
statement and fact. anything less would be tyrannical...and my peers
would advise the same. take this under consideration as your first
warning. yours truly the goddess of excel girawong effing F"


tell me
i am not good...dude.....sself assessmenets are like taking a personality
quiz....hahaha...match.com quiz...when you're done with your self
assessment...apply those same tersm to eharmony.com...and see what kind of
people complement you ...hahahah..

self assessment number 2




"dear boss.....due to the fact that you have the biggest crush on me...but who
could blame you due to the fact that i have the best on air personality and off
air personality one could ever meet....i think this assessment is more of a
chance for you to justify my quick promotion to the top of the food
chain....of course in this instance...i will take full advantage of
my opportunities to utilize this icrt radio station to brainwash and manipulate
the masses to kneel and hail the queen of radio...myself...louisa h
lee....do not be alarmed by such a confident gesture of self
assessment as my veins run wild with the blood of the GREEN party...and as GREEN
goes....our strength is in independence and individuality to conquer from
within....."




"how do you view yourself when working with
others...."



"the blue hue that shines down upon the
heavens directly at me is impaired vision on your part....i am that chosen one
that exudes brilliance upon all those around me...jealousy upon me....and fighting the fact that i am the
love of peoples lives....is something that can eat oneself alive....so
please...come to the acceptance of the truth...and all that is my glory.....and
let my value appreciate to its full potential...which is nothing short of senior
exec"



oh man.i think i could go on forever.








louisa: hahha...u should write a book











Alexander: on what? self deluded mindset of a narccissist...hahaa..david eggers....he hs this book..."heartbreaking
works of a staggering genious"something like that....it was a really good book...longwinded but good...i mean..come on....





whats more interesting TV...or this conversation...haaaaaaaa...man....do i come off as the most pompous person ever?


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