it's that time of the year again...

  i'm turning 27....WOOHOO! and really, the only issue i have with aging is WRINKLES!!!....i hear people yapping away about being past their prime, being too old, feeling like they've grown wiser and this and that and blah blah blah...i, on the other hand, feel none of the larger scale inflections of cliched whining of adding 1 biological year.  i feel as young as the blog protrays, and as chronically immature as possible.  i've spent the past week in a funk adjusting to this years lack of relative december mayhem but it's monday and i've shaken off the shackles of useless moping and it's full steam ahead. ....AWWLLRRRIGHT, off to jakarta!

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BIRTHDAY WISHLIST UPDATED: DEC. 10, 2007

one more day and december is upon us.  the first day of the last month
of the year, marks the first of 12 straight days of luscious indulgent
celebration.  the romans re-created carnage @ the colliseum, the
chinese developed exploding dynamite for flowery aerial shows, the
french beheaded wives, the koreans pickled an extra cabbage, zulu nation tusked the nose, all in
celebration of big holidays.   and we do the same.....

here comes the birthday wish list 2005, 2005, 2006, 2006, and now 2007...for all the people that read my xanga

lop & co:: a full lineup of debauchery chock full of pictures in
memory.  (tuesday -aer, wednesday chomo's, thursday camel, friday/sat
(let johndu and cookie decide)....every night ended with KUN JIP. 
remember....SHOTS OF TEQUILA.  "SEX NO BABIES", neoguri's, breakfast
bacon!

dora: postcard of cherrybomb face (WITH MIKE)...or another boob grabbing videa circa shanghai 2005
lop: get hoan bloody. 
hoan:  let victor blood u!
frank: don't hate, participate. deep fried penis.
lars: please. promise me no more punching me. 
johndu: piss on hoan (he deserves it, the eagles lost)-  i want u to provide a goldfish pinata to the xmas party...filled with taco bell.
will: fly out.  u have double wammy reason to. 
cng: snowballs.
chomo: i want ur happiness solidified in 5 karats. 
lijung: im filling out godfather apps right now.  i want the middle name.  hahaha.
BDB: late night cybersex, just like in college.
tpak:
every year i ask for "return of the corset", but that's really just an
excuse for loaves of wholesome goodness.  pictures pictures!
jlee89: one full hour to massage those pristine abs with cocoa butter
farida: can you hold ur distorted face for 5 minutes straight?
benny/lana: i'll send u prawn noodle and ba ku teh packets.  teach kimbo
esther: picture of your tofurkey fighting satan in a plated remake of the battle of carthage....i'd love to see u wearing company attire.
kimbo: samples samples and more samples!!! (gosmile?)
kat: a proper paper jam posted on youtube.com
jae: mi zhi pen shui bao yu
alvin: karaoke and beer.
irene: try not to yell at me for 1 hour.
timmie: bring back the tails!
sab: make a man out of will for me.
gkyulee: one long makeout session.
alice: mexican meal with mexican husband and the mexican backpack
louisa: i want your magic eraser.
viet nation in texas (mindee and sisters, van, twins, hien): how about a picture of the fam. naked! woohoo!
eebs: one SMS!
kenn: the perfect piece of sushi.
fabian: a live rendition of "jacky cheung's" wen bie, recorded  and posted on youtube
SK KHOO: i want you tie down the koreans...while i beat them with a aluminum bat.  then run off with their wife (under 35 only) and daughter
haidah: chicken sausage!
mikey chau: put on the womans overcoat and stammer out the words "I AM A DELICACY DAMMNIT" to your woman.  let her know who's boss.
joanne: read the xanga!
lana wong: PUT THAT DECANTER TO USE!







I EVEN MISS CAMEL!!!