smoking is vegetarian.

is it possible to get carpal tunnel from text messaging? with t9 and personalized dictionary for acronyms and self made jokes, the faint smell of burning plastic stings the nostrils when i'm texting under the table. however on this night, i shared my personal sms' for the public to have a view, to have some insight, to join in on the hilarity and complete absurdness that tis i. of course while all this interactive absurdity is taking place, bernard decided to up the ante by passing out my number - clearly written on a coaster - to the most unattractive 90 kg spg in the room. i mean, if u're going to hell, u might as well go down in a blaze of glory.

QUE PASA????!?!!?!?