psychophant

i'm totally going to take credit for the revival of will "the thrill" lee.  he donned himself the coolest lee of his entire extended family after dinner, after a day which ended a 2 year drought of female companion.  his assimilation into the culture of disgusting chinese habits ends here and ends now.  i refuse to accept my university roomate turning into a local smoking squatter spitting on whim and picking at food residue in teeth constantly.  the white beaters and pasty skin hopefully can be traded back into burberry shirts and the flip flops replaced with leather boots.  bringin banghra back.

when i used to play basketball, yes i used to play a lot, i always believed that an awesome assist was just as good as a good shot.  and so aiding a buddies stock value in my mind is a plus one for me.  at least.  and with will having a good month, it means that the ball has started to roll on what will be a good year.  everything that i've semi touched upon in the past two years, alongside whispers of rumors/ideas/opportunity cost and slut-dom, has all come rushing in together...shits gonna be huge. son. goodtimes.  looks like i'll be heading back to the DG on wednesday. but until then, the cousin in law is in town.  two days to catch up on the family gossip.



i've been eating all these flavor combinations that i've never had before...hongkie thai food.

fried chicken cartilage


pumpkin-seafood-coconut-green curry-creamed-casserole


prawn dish w crab sauce. 


clam and curry combo

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so i got this article in the mail a few days ago, and u can only imagine the slue of emails that ensued once i forwarded it out.  lynching derogatory slurs, ethnic bashing, chauvinistic barrage, absolute epicurean hilarity, hehehehe.  BATHTUB! HAAAAA. and i quote the russian ch*nk in reference to chomo.

Oh wow, this is sweet. I shall get a Korean personal assistant
b/c 1) koreans are docile subservient people who are good at taking
orders and 2) Koreans naturally fear Chinese ppl so I don't have to
worry about a Korean PA trying to steal from me or anything.. this is
great, I'm gonna call up and get me a korean slave.. I'd offer the job
to Cho but quite frankly, he's too stupid to be able to handle the job.
Only thing Cho's good for is psychological support, by which I mean,
when one feels sad, one looks at cho and thinks, damn, my life could be
a lot worse, look how ugly that idiot is, then one feels better.. so
yep, ordering me a Korean..

Pls,
north korean won are no good.. why don't you come talk to me when you
actually make some wealth denominated in a respectable currency, the
euro, UK pound, USD, maybe even the Canadian dollar or the mexican
peso, you destitute north korean.. i mean come on, you allege to work
for a hedge fund, yet you don't even have a bathtub.. what kind of
poverty are you living in?

Seriously tho, a man has not acheived success in life until he has a
respectable bathtub. Nothing more glorious than lying in a bath tub and
watching HDTV while eating a Big Mac.. maybe have a nice Slavic girl
feed you french fries while you're eating and watching HDTV. Perhaps
have her shampoo your hair, although given the size of my skull, that
might be borderline slave labor... anyways, a bathtub and HDTV.. now
that's true living. Cho is such a failure that he don't even have a
bathtub.

May 22, 2007



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