i feel like brunch

i can't remember ever craving brunch. breakfast yea. brunch? ehh. the whole concept of brunch kills me, especially after the SATC craze. other than the fact that mimosas are nasty (i dont like champagne) and bloody mary's just accelerate the beer shits, brunch is only for those who have the ability to wake up pre-noon, ably put on their face and not have to squint at the horrible wholesome sunshine. im hungover weekend mornings (lana titled me H man), i stay home and have frank show me his morning wood and mikey chau scream "bacon" the whole morning. which is when we run down to jubilee, load up on corned beef hash, bacon, eggs, cheese....combine those ingredients with anything in the fridge - most likely kimchi and siracha and kalbi and steak...and we feast continually from noon till six. there's such gluttonous mayhem in such a small kitchen/living room, that i can't even begin to imagine what it'll be like when we all start crashing under one pinata thanks to el jefe du. hedonism VIII.

now the problem is. WHO TO GO TO BRUNCH WITH. if you live in singapore, and u stumble across this page, and want to be treated to brunch...comment and massage. i want to go to the grange. is there a craigslist of singapore? i tried whoring myself out for a robin thicke concert date on xanga, didn't work. i think im gonna have to turn to the personals...(alice, i know i'll see u in HK in a week, but with u not around, i'm the biggest loser there is!....rowsalind..u 2!!)

and....and....and and and......

In this heat, you need coffee to survive. Heat/humidity induced narcolepsy. good thing i downed two drinks before the meeting. things went well. excited.

Look who here for the morning!!!


I think im scared of children or scared of kids. Mom says that I rather have a dog than a kid?i think that pretty accurate as of now. I kind of don trust myself with a baby, afraid that Il drop the baby or do something wrong, (actually, I might just be scared of the overprotective parents) make sure I wash my hands AGAIN before touching the kid and am as gentle as i can be when coddling the kid. (do not be mistaken, i want kids...a ton of them...just not now, or soon)

My aunt knows i keep a blog and post everything online. i used to keep a written journal alongside this, but now i just make everything public. or cryptic. anyways....the moment i took this picture, she said "THIS BETTER NOT GO ONLINE" (like everyone else that i take pictures of)....this is the same aunt that reminds me that I should shed some weight every other meal....

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this needs to be shared with the world.



and then there's this one...

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