bill simmons recap

this article is completely brilliant.  the nba juxtaposed to "the wire" quotes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons%2Fpart1%2F110503&sportCat=nba

and in tru bill simmons fashion, here's the recap of my weekend.

FRIDAY 445pm - bbm comes through.  "whee i'm done".  she must have finished her test extra fast...
5pm - 4 trains not running
6pm- finally home. dans over.  naptime.
7pm - hotel griffou
701 - first drink 2nd drink 3rd drink dinner drink drink drink
10pm - lets go to brooklyn.  house party
11.30pm - lets get out of here.  lebanese car service
12.30 am- travertine (i give you 5 minutes to make those jewbag traders to fall in love with you....correction. 3 minutes)  they already do.
4am - home.

SATURDAY 8 am.  - not surprising i woke up after 4 hours of sleep.  hungover and groggy, i roll over and check my facebook.
815 - cracking up at missed calls, pictures and ridiculous texts being sent out all over my phone, including a slue of  "we are at arang.  where are?"
900 - look over and realize dan cho is passed out on my couch, probably a good time to put the morning wood away
910 - realize im still shaking and stumble on the way to brush my teeth shower and puke up whatever remaining bits of shin cup i had in my body from the night before
10am - back to bed
12 - awake again
1 - dcho is up. i order ykj and kbtang. we order dasepo naughty girls on demand because it has the best description.  Dasepo Naughty Girls (2006): Korean, subtitled in English. Hilarious, campy teen sex comedy that takes a satirical look at high school where students are sex addicts, teachers are perverts, and nothing is forbidden. Ok-bin Kim, Park Jin Woo.
2 - amanda comes over
3 - the guitar is out an we're playing suh shi again
3.30 - on my way to the yankee game.

4pm - why does lobels only have steak sandwiches?

5pm - "there's a word for that. LUSH"

6pm - @ the game.  yankees are winning.  chowing down on my steak sandwich.  and get the text from ben.  "u ready for tonight?"
8pm - back home.  trying to close my eyes to rest before going out again. 
915pm - bens late as usual.  "LETS CHANGE THE VENUE"

 

 
From Ben
915pm - bens late as usual.  "LETS CHANGE THE VENUE"
9:30 pm - Ben arrives with two unbelievably hot women.  Alex to upload picture.
10:15 pm - Dinner at Mr. Chow's
BLUR
BLUR - submercer, merc bar, Mulberry Project (?), underbar, Gansvoort midtown
BLUR
BLUR
BLUR 

11:00 am - Wake up SUPER fucking hungover
 

 

FROM CHRISTIAN  Continuuing Alexander the Great's timeline on Saturday night....

2:30am - I see Alex at Arang and we drink some soju

3:30am - Alex, Jen and I go to MK.  Walk-in on a room with about 5 girls all singing Alanis Morisette.  Automatically, I think they are all lesbians.  We drink shots at the bar and all pretty hammered except for Jen who is still sober.

4:30am - Alex leaves with Jen.  I go with two of Alex's friends who are in law school to go eat and sober up.

7:00am - Alcohol starts wearing off.  I take a werebear shower which means visine drops and halls cough drops for the drive home.