"he's a jjank"

"she's trying to turn you korean like it's a religion.   like a mormon trying to convert others"

**

"u should see chomo in taiwan.  he's all nervous, surrounded by a sea of chinese"

"that's all koreans"

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i can't believe i lived in singapore for 2 years.  2 days there and i felt horrible.  i don't even know why.  i couldn't sleep and everything just felt miserable.  if i knew better, probably should have just flown in on friday instead of thursday.  gotten extra days in taiwan for rest and the 'keys to paradise!' and then i guess after just being stuck in meetings all day, a weeklong of drinking and hangovers, i just couldn't handle drama and judgment. and while im not an elitist. i did just hang out with chomo for 2 weeks. what do you expect?  and while i got annoyed.  chomo asked "are u ok?"  and rather than going down that road...he decided this was the perfect time to teach me the difference between bee juh suh and dap dap hae. hahaa. 

"hey do you remember me on the phone with the concierge trying to get us a ticket to zoukout at 3am?"

"yea...i was confused.  i thought i was looking at myself."