walk-a-thon

somehow....my dating and sex life are a favorite topic amongst friends and family.  my extended family used to love setting me up on dates, picking out potential sugar mama's....and gossiping about my latest girl brought to family dinner.  and as that trend continues in ny with my friends, they've taken on a much more direct and crass approach to my love life.  and with 6 months soon approaching, the formula of the born again virgin is halfway complete.  which at this point, has even the most golden V herself busting on me.  keep in mind, this is only a week after i got busted by tfong. 

if u dont remember it was "hey fatty...how long u been working out? 4 months?  and how many times have u gotten laid?  fatty.  i dont work out.  and i got laid last night! take that!"

and this time from miss golden V herself
me: "are u using that hip thruster machine?"
her: "well i know you're not"

oh god.


so this has prompted chomo to sponsor a walk-a-thon with pink ribbons....for my V. a bar/crawl from un sq to ktown...then to soho. to chinatown and through st marks.  hopefully picking up options on the way.  if not a professional.  thanks guys. thanks.