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New York Event Details






















What: Recycle Your Ex Date Auction
Where: Tenjune - 26 Little W. 12th St
When: July 9th
Time 7:00 PM
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Join
Jo De La Rosa and her ex, Slade Smiley from "The Real Housewives of
Orange County" and celebrate the premiere of their new series DATE MY
EX. Auction off your ex for charity and meet other singles. Proceeds
benefit the environmental agency, The Natural Resources Defense
Council. Apply to auction off your “Ex” or RSVP for the event at www.recycleyourex.com!

 
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Auctioner

Lee
25

















Cause for Break-up:
I was the luckiest man in the world, got too cocky, and went on an European club tour... and lost my mind... and my girls
 
The Sell:
YOU ARE GETTING TWO AMAZING GIRLS HERE (seriously)!!! Beautiful, tall, sexy, smart... and there's two of them!
 











Auctioner

Aaron
25

Auctionee

Lauren
23
















Cause for Break-up:
We
were together for 2.5 years and I loved every second of it. I had an
opportunity to go abroad to London for two months and had to take it.
For some reason I thought that we should break up before I left. It was
only going to be two months I don’t know what I was thinking, we had an
amazing relationship and it ended because I became a little selfish, if
I could take it all back I would in a second.
 
The Sell:
She's
gorgeous and you would be lucky to even get her number at the bar. She
has an incredible personality and I would give anything to change what
happened. Your day just seems to get better when she is around. She is
special and should be treated like a princess
 



















































 
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  Limp Noodle

Story About: Blake Barret

We
were together for about a year and things were pretty good for the most
part. I really cared about you but could not get past a few things,
although I did try. So at the beginning the intimacy was good, maybe a
7 out of 10. But we started going out more and there were nights when,
well you just could not step up to the plate. I didn’t really care at
the time, it was not too often and I just blamed it on the alcohol. But
after about 6 months I came to realize that it was not just the
alcohol, it was you. I cared about you and was willing to look past it.
Now since we are done I hear that you cheated on me, well I think it’s
about time to make your little limp noodle problem public. So here it
is everybody take a look, point and laugh if you want, I know I did!




 





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