getting f*cked by a mollusk - - -

i got f*cked.

and over lunch, we laughed at me about it. and we ensued to f*ck alex thrice more by the same mollusk as a nice digestif to a hearty meal.

but in my defense, the mollusk effed himself but i don't know the full story.

and my advice from my fellow american before fishing out the full story.

"i can't believe i'm saying this...but, BE NICE"