taipei is so effin humid...

i've been legitimately accused of one-upping people. and in fact that
one-upping persona has slowly possessed a good portion of who i am. 
[one upping means always trying to "one better someone elses story" for
instance..."oh yea? well my dad can jump over mountains and squash
trees with one foot"]  as much as the accusation is legit, in my
defense, my one-upping comes off genuinely as a conversation additive
due to my pro-active calculated random journey of life....like this
weekend, i ended up in a macau court.  if someone ever randomly had a
story to tell about macaunese judiciary system, i'd be all over it.  OH
YEA? WELL, MY JUDGE HAD A GAVEL INSTEAD OF A HAND.

i'm back in taiwan.  i thought to myself "i miss taiwan" on the bus while staring at street signs and reminiscing.  but i changed my mind the moment i got off the bus.  it wasn't the torrential downpour that made me feel like i plunged into a vat of incubated water, but rather it was the humidity that engulfed me as if i was mired in a sewer of humidity.  and after tonights email from will and my mom not being around to pass
me the new house keys, i should have stayed in HK, gone to sha tin and waited for will to come back just to hear the nights "story" in person.  mada effer. 

a glimpse into the future.  this is us in 30 years.  hedonistic generations and cultures of debauchery are all the same. nuances of games, yelling, dancing and sexual inuendo.  ki-lo-kia!







uncle and auntie. 

2 comments:

ogeeb said...

yeah and then he was sentenced to death . 

moemoe185 said...

i want a story!