returning to the work force as selling out. and so when dora was asked through the
grapevine "what's alex doing"...she replied "oh just being that global
socialite...."
here's the most intuitive response to that....
"he should come out with a sextape...and if i don't see it in shanghai,
then he's not working hard enough"
it just so happens that me and dora only meet at starbucks. it's our global rendez-vous point. so we think that we should take a global TOUR of all the starbucks' in the world, that could be an awesome ad campaign. they should pay us, and i would blog about it. think of it. isn't it awesome?
bye bye "heroin is so passe"...i finally bought new shoes.
so last night, at room 18, i met this girl who had beautiful loaves of wholesome goodness. even if her boobs were were pushed up, they were still big and wonderful. after talking to her for 5 minutes, we hit a lull, danced a bit then she came back to me and asked "do you think im fat?"....
WTF?!@#!@#!@#!!@@#!!@#
9 comments:
yea it is.. that's why i was like wow.. good song
weird girl. but lol yeh about the starbucks campaign. that'd be really cool. i wanna go too!!!
love the starbucks idea!maybe the girl's a model?
dont ever use the term "beautiful loaves of wholesome goodness" ever again.
ever again.
it's interesting...shoes can make you feel that way?
that starbucks idea is actually really good, you should pitch it to starbucks asia... or some up and coming coffee shop competitor.
so when are booking our trip?
hi hi ih!
Asians just tend to idealize ridiculously skinny bodies, and if that means no boobs or butts, well, oh well. My friend went to Taiwan and she was telling me how in the US she wears a Bcup, but in Taiwan she was a C/D! haha -L
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