letter to the editor...

there is a big bunch of people that sarcastically joke about me
returning to the work force as selling out.  and so when dora was asked through the
grapevine "what's alex doing"...she replied "oh just being that global
socialite...."

here's the most intuitive response to that....

"he should come out with a sextape...and if i don't see it in shanghai,
then he's not working hard enough"

todays sextape update.....

dora:    "you can't just have sex with anyone, you need to find someone famous as well...kardashian has ray-j....pam has tommy lee....and hilton has rick solomon."

me:    "and who do i have ...WILL?  is that good enough? dUHH"

dora: "HAAAA....no that's why you need to hang out with my cousin (LV events planner - missed out on some model birthday party saturday), so she can introduce
you to famous people....and then you can turn your lifestyle into your
career....hence the me-treprenuer." (read the article, about people turning a lifestyle into a career, aka grups, inverse growups)

me:   "that's right.  im the big business without the business"

dora:    "that's why you gotta do it!  then you'll get royalties off the sex tape, and that will fund whatever you want....that's unless starbucks doesn't conatct us first, in which case i'll postpone my wedding an extra year....haha"  (a starbucks rep did reply to my suggestion for a 'global rendez-vous' campaign)

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editors correction:


i haven't really come up with any of the ideas for my last 4 posts....it's all been topics deemed by my totalitarian editor. dora kuo.  fine, she's not a fascist...she's just engaged.  while dora is my muse....others have triple lutz mewwzays.