being with the crane is like walking with an intravenous of intensity....or is it more like a 5'10 mosquito with biceps the size of canonballs buzzing 2mm away from ur face and jabbing stings into all sides of your body? whichever the correct comparison it may be, i wasn't the one that captured the genre of the moment....julie beat me to the philosophers punch by shrieking "i'm sick of you and your stupid muscles...."
it took me about 30 seconds (stirring up images of his constant forearm, bicep flexing not only during workouts but also down the street, at the 7-11, at the supermarket, at subway)....to realize it's histrionic potential but it hit home as i too realized "YES LARRY I TOO AM SICK OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID MUSCLES"....hahaha.....the more i yelled it across the street....the more water it held but rather than comically yelling at the aboriginie it seemed more that i was yelling at myself....i'm sick of living that men's health/14yr-old-female-xangan lifestyle...i want to let myself go! it's really just too hard to 'maintain'...probably due to the way 'we' party...maybe the only way to yin-yang this lushful excessive know-no-limit-liver-damage lifestyle is to maintain the strict mon-fri nutritional pyramid....and on top all pathetic of pathetic i had an urge to write a song about lettuce.....so as far as rainy days, gloomy ballads and self aware posts go this one will take the cake....i'm gonna go join one of those blogrings now...hahah....and after that....call the crane to hit the gym.....
there are certain trends that are happening with loppy and co that i can only get jealous when i see pictures....(viet is the new korean)....and while lopstar claims that we're half a team out here in the islands of asia, the specifics of crude behavior, ie writing on faces, is more of a hoantran idea, and without him that aspect of weeknights have been tamed, until YOUR PICTURES.....really, i'm embarrassed to post all angles of our artwork as it doesn't compare to eyelid masterpiece....but...i'd like y'all to focus on 'EQUUS'
and while we cannot fully adapt your trends to the lifestyle out here....have no fear that we've taken the next steps to create our own following......(18 is the new 22 - or whatever the holepunching fingersgirls age is...hahaha).....oh yea...HYBRIDS....that trend....keepin' it alive....
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why is he wearing his phone on his neck??? holy fobby.
hahahahahhaha write a song about lettuce!??!? hahahahahahah
OOH SEXY WIFEBEATER....HMM
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