consumption

it's completely amazing how much you can physically destroy your body only to wake up and say "let's do it again!"...(you guys remember the miss trunchbull line from matilda...something about how kiddie ears are amazingly stretchy, resilient ears, resilient livers, ok, random)...weak constitutions, weak moral fiber, a knack for living in the moment along with a flare for drinks combined with a BIRTHDAY...2 day sloshfest of consumption...(did i mention i got severe food poisoning thursday night...fever, puking, cold/hot sweats, massive diarrhea but fought through the pain when will got in) here are some pictures...coincidentally i matched with will all weekend...come to think of it...we end up matching everytime he's in taiwan.

we don't eat cake...and if lop was around..the cake would probably be in wills face....so i opted for a mini cake along with a very special 'muffin'...hahaha.....

oh yes...at this point...we're both HAMMERED....but always more room for tequila

oh wow...look at that tequila face (bennet orchestrated the first round..but some leftover cash alongside some people who wimped out turned into a triple shot!@#!@)

there's a story behind these legs...i was telling will, it's only cool for about 5 minutes to have legs and a short skirt in front of you at the bar, once those 5 minutes are up...it's pretty much "ALRIGHT LADY...FLASH US OR GET OUT OF THE WAY...I NEED TO ORDER A DRINK"....will did do a "lean back" and got a tap by the bartender....hehee.....this same girl kept winking at janie, then we realized she used to be a waitress at our frequented lounge, the bed.

what is ZADIM doing in TAIWAN?

whoa...doesn't xiao look like me in this picture???....jeezus....sometimes even i do a double take.

will was in a very very friendly mode all night...."IT's MY BIRTHDAY, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!" and so with that in mind, we let the monkey out of the cage...and just let him have a good time....

i think this is girl #1

 

girl #2

girl #3

i got jealous....hummph.

girl #4

girl #5 and #6

oh happy will...

i really love convience stores in taiwan...or most of asia for that matter....there's one just about every block...if not 2 on everyblock...and you can literally buy ANYTHING you want....5 years ago...i tried to get into KISS with black sandals....didn't work....so i just walked across the street to 7-11 and picked me up some black socks and VOILA!...but on this night...we ran across the street to the nikkomart not for black socks...but to RAID the microwavable foods....awesome...but what do you do after eating, drinking, eating, drinking?....YOU GO SING!hehehe...

 

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saturday, after rolling around trying to rid the hangover we decided to head for some fermented tofu, which led to us witnessing a man beat down an old woman with a metal pipe....we then proceeded to wander some more, quasi looking for food, quasi not really knowing what we were doing in the heat....if there's no target/walmart to waste your life in....just find any old supermarket.....

"there will be bbq wherever you'll be" - will said that to me...hahahahah

normally people would think there's something wrong when boys start taking their tops off drunk...and that's beside the fact that the weather wasn't even that hot....but i guess i'm used to it...so here you go....topless shots!

i was serioussly fighting an uber upset stomach...and just trying to grill so they wouldn't notice that i wasn't drinking...but...of course nothing gets past will...dUH

after grilling...and DRINKING.....(will did make a beer pong table out of a broken dresser door)...we headed to FiFi's....one bottle went down in 20 minutes...and after will collected the money he refused to give back change...."WE"RE SPENDING IT!"...hence out came bottle number 2

bottle 2 came along with DRUNK....and 3 bracefaced girls (not shown above)...so we dropped 2 bracefaces..and took the other along with a friend and a waitress to.....KARAOKE! 

he seems to love this pose

when we left it was daylight....took 10 minutes for goodbyes and a friendly game of sausage gambling with dice at the street vendor, which i ended up the victor with 3 sausages!...but that wasn't enough...so...after everyone left, me n will stopped by one last convenient store for a sandwich and a beer...and will decides to shotgun one....shoves his keys right in the beer right as i was paying and nearly scared the woman behind the counter to death....chugged the beer and slammed it on the ground....angry will....

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we continued consumption @ mo-mo paradise and again with the leftover change from lunch we bought beers and chocolate milks at the bus stop....

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happy birthday man.