uncle H

there's this one night that needs to be recounted.  it's just been so long i can't really remember the details of the conversation.  but it happened in the b1 of my apt building.  linda, victor, larry, steve and i just had dinner...twice...being that they took a break to go to the car park.  and we took another break in the garden area outside.  so we came in to enjoy the aircon, shot some pool, when uncle harry called.

try to read this with a thick taiwanese accent..."uncle H 好久不見。  最近好嗎？  這是我朋友linda..." - and as soon as he laid eyes on her, he went on a tear. hello beautiful.  he wanted a hug.  not a hand shake.  and when he sat down.  "你們年輕人今晚要幹嘛？ 你們現在玩的跟我們那時候玩的不一樣。  我們那時會有同學會。。。you know what a 同學會is?  就叫一些女朋友。 and their friends...and we would have orgies.  if we couldn't get them, we would want them even more.  when we used to have factories in taiwan we would go have business trip and go to each persons factory.  and each host would want to treat us very good.  to show off.  and bring a lot of girls.  we would point to the one we wanted and he would get it for us.  if we couldn't get her, we would want her more."

來給叔叔抱抱。  哈哈哈。