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"who's more perverted? the japanese? or the italians?"

there's no hiding that every race in the world has some serious obsession with asian women and it's severely evident when foreigners come to asia for "business" travel. in these "business" scenario's, the noun "business" could easily be synonymous with the verb "drinking", and the verb "drinking" could easily be replaced with the word "womanizing". so after extensive research in this field of "business" the question arose..."who's more perverted? the japanese? or the italians?"

japanese society has developed their sex culture ingrained as a schizophrenic hormonal need, where i've witnessed their ability to have fun no matter what the scenario is. they, even when drinking with 40+ year old women, still find blissful joy in womanizing/drinking/yelling/singing. there is absolutely no stopping them in the pursuit of women. italians, on the other hand, carry a much smoother charisma with their hairy chests, greased back hair, and italian accents. however, when it comes to women pedestrians (specifically asian women), they too are relentless in their pursuit of passion. so who's more horny? you be the judge. (there were a bunch of honorable mentions, but that's for a later post).

the conversation of japanese perverts triggered some nostalgia for one of us, so she told the story...

"growing up, my dad always had japanese clients over. they would always be sleeping in the next room watching all sorts of loud porn, so me and my sister would always peek into their rooms to get a glimpse of what they were watching. one time, i saw a porn where the girl was peeing on the toilet and all of a sudden, ghost hands would come out the wall and rip her top off. as she shrieked in shock, a hand sudden reached up from out of the toilet and grabbed her panties..."

jeff, who was huddled behind helena's shoulder, immediately popped out with curiosity "so, u were watching SCARY PORN?"

HAHAHAHA...it was funny @ the time....

happy birthday jeff, we'll find you a scary porno for your birthday.