JORGEN....(it's a soft J)

JORGEN....(it's a soft J)

i've blogged on this matter last year....and today, i'll blog about it again. my friends, hopefully not unlike other social groups find time only to converse on the topics of sex, sex, fecal matter, sex, and more sex. while all these profound issues are thrown around for the hopes of enlightenment, homosexual references are no doubt being thrown around to give the respective vulgarity a jovial perspective. and so this morning's conversation started with me rolling around all morning saying "i need to take a shit, i'm not leaving till i take a shit"...after an hour of me still lying in bed watching the vice presidential debate, larry felt a need for a slight intervention...

larry reminded me of JORGEN. an ancient technique passed down through fathers and sons since before man discovered fire. larry sat down across from me, took a deep breath and began to teach the technique.

JORGEN is YOGA FOR THE ORGANS...pronounced YORGAN, (the silent J is due to JORGEN's ancestral roots in san diego, which in german means a whale's vagina) it is a breathing and twisting technique that alleviates your bowels immediately and requires zero abdominal muscles. just as i describe the technique last year,

sit and breathe.
breathe and sit.
get comfortable.
inhale. exhale.
close your eyes.
put your hands in the air.
slowly twist right. then twist left.
relax.
twist.
inhale. exhale.

it's an undertated tantric technique that wrings your torso as if it were a sopping wet towel or as if u were squeezing toothpaste out of the tube. there's no abdominal muscle needed for this meditative process for unleashing ur inner core.

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