there's something to be said about partying with texans. actually, it's more of a yell yell drink drink yell yell kind of setting with texans. without fail, if a texan is around and you too have a penchant for alcohol, you're in for a good time. however, be forewarned of the unprecedented amount of sh*ttalking as appetizer and no sense of portion control for the main course...and in the event that you're still alive for dessert....u're following that up with pukin rally. they eat and they drink a whole whole damn lot.
miss joanne huang is in town. so i wrote her an email
> 1. are u going to pour me a shot and run away from your own? (due to the need to "represent ny" i took 4 double shots of tequila and then had joanne chase me around the club with another shot...only to realize that was hers!)
> 2. are you going to pour your shot on the floor? (a classic jo move)
> 3. are you going to get so smashed and not drink tomorrow night? (another classic)
> 4. leave the horns at home. (those UT kids are nuts)
and she replied
> SCREW you! It's on!
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