all good things start in doggy style...



with most guys, the topic of conversations revolves around ur standard, sports/food/sex and alcohol.

with my group of guy friends who don't talk about drinking and just drink, and who don't play any sports, ergo the topic of conversation is sex, sex and more sex.

and when one topic is mulled over repetitively, talking then becomes a sort of fused charade.

of which the "eh eh" sound combined with a butt wiggle and dikembe mutombos finger waving is now a standard "NO" euphemism. otherwise known as "the dolphin"

www.urbandictionary.com

feel free to add to the list. ami, i know u've got some interesting ones up your sleeve! hahaha.


dolphin 349 up, 59 down
When you attempt to enter the anus doggy style and she reels herhead back with a dolphin like "en en"
"I was going for the cornhole when she denied me with the DOLPHIN"

double houdini 17 up, 6 down
a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.

Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.
Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.

Dirty Sanchez 3994 up, 1699 down
NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.

Abe Lincoln 120 up, 93 down
When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.

Donkey Punch 7503 up, 936 down
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).





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