through the looking glass...

after a period of separation i seem to be on a familiar freshmen year track of hanging out with "the crane" most of my days lately....in btwn sets at the gym we talk about more sets....in btwn meals we talk about more meals....in btwn running we talk about more running...it's basically one big convoluted conversation about INTENSITY all whilst the crane re-affirms his own 'adonis complex' by checking himself out every 5 seconds.....in anycase my instinctive response to everything he says has always been "i like you larry but you're crazy...." but it's been a few weeks now and these former idiosyncratic oddities are no longer a shock, furthermore, they've bled into my daily routine of 'maxxxxxxing out'....today, i found myself describing my 2nd wind at the gym as back end turbo for cars.....not to mention, nitric oxide supplements are now referred to us as "NOS"


meet the crane....


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my weight hasn't fluctuated in about 3 months...but i think im starting to develop stretch marks...is that possible?...someone tell me how to prevent this!!!


 


 

5 comments:

AppleMa said...

cocoa buttaaaa

vixstar said...

you have to rub mayonnaise into the stretch marks.  it's the best thing out there. 

myparadigm said...

hahah according to nip/tuck semen does wonders to help "tighten" skin.. hahahhah when are you coming home?

Anonymous said...

i have too much time on my hands since i have essentially given up on the whole studying thing... =P

Anonymous said...

hiii
where r u now? ny or in asia?