the crane walks into the apartment wearing what seems to be a new article of clothing..."nice blazer...is it new??" of course most people would simply answer the question yes or no with maybe a slight backstory...all in all a generic question deserving of a generic even toned answer...but this is the crane we're talking about....and as intensely as possible he replies..
"NO!...NOTHING IS NEW...I HAVEN'T SPENT ANY MONEY ON CLOTHES....YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE SPENT ALL MY MONEY..................." he raises the arms....stares at the forearms and does a semi flex pose..."PROTEIN...FOR THE MUSCLES"
his extreme end of one spectrum of living reminded me of a comment the lop made once, "going out to a super nice dinner is kind of stupid if you think about it....you spend all that money on a meal...and in the end its just SHIT....i'd rather actually BUY STUFF"
oh my camera phone is absolutely amazing....
there's about a million and one talk shows on taiwan tv....and every single one is a big comic show to me...
"hi my name is TAXI" (female) --
mc hot dog - wo ai tai mei
15 comments:
*whimper* i want one.
i loveee beard papa!!!
much the same can be said about drinking. in the end it's just piss, diarrhea and vomit.
i <3 beard's papa. the chocolate ones are the best!
ummm excuse me, where is the picture of you eating the cream puff
1. did u lose weight?
2. are you on permanent vacation
those things are hugeeeee!!! i would like to reiterate my last comment.
beard papa is amazinggggggggggggggg
yum i love beard papa
food..but no alex. i don't believe you!! what phone do you have??
beard papa! im going there tommorow. yum! i have nothing to write about anymore!
y are u in taiwan? damn ur all over..im in boston!
your profile pic is delicious
what? i don't really get that fickle arbitrary thing...
the article isnt online anymore. i read it in the magazine. are you still in taiwan?
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