there's a whole ton of ideas that swirl through my head at every half second and even though most things might seriouslly be a bust, we're looking at a 30% possible success rate, barring bad mgmt, which is incredible due to china's raw market and asia's susceptibility to american popcultured packaged goods...and whilst my brain TEEMS with the brink of prolific enthusiasm it seems that when it comes to the real money makers in the world, its really all about the booty.....and so....because they already have male hostess bars, male gigolo's, male companion services.....there's always the western flare of the flamboyant strip show for women that doesn't have to push into thai-ladyboy sex show territory.......it's no matter if this style of sexuality will be compatible to the slitty eyed women because my malewhores will be hot proven hot commodities that will be shipped over from the states.....meet the cast...
will the thrill lee.....forever known as the incredible HULK south of the border with the prowess of a "TIGER"....we've come up with ideas to rent retail space selling some kind of fashion merchandise and rather than manikans, we'll have will stand in the front naked with just shoes, or a scarf.....
asia's own legion of doom....
left - michael "fatty" chang...known for blacking out and full frontals has already been approached by mama-sans who not only want to take him home and turn him from man to beast but also want to shackle the beast so it will work for them in the fields.....not only does he has the face of a propositioned whore, his marathon physique alongside massive fabio pex are a wild salmon special to native chinawomen.....I CAN't LOSE WITH THIS ONE...
middle - Bennet....the self proclaimed stud of xin zhu....and who could blame him....the brains of an ivy leaguer and the physique of an engineer...the perfect mesh of a taiwanese woman's wildest desires.....his "nice guy" face and moral structure is NO MATCH FOR my persuasion of the jdubs or some yong he dou jiang....a couple of drinks in him and he'll be under payroll in no time....
right - last but not least there's SENSEI JAMES.....the man that will teach everything about everything....i'll just leave it at that....hahahahaha.....HAHAHAHA... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
there have been suggestions to franchise a hooters out in shanghai.....blegh...THIS IS MUCH BETTER.....
PISS ON YOU STORIES next....
i endured 13 going on 30...so i pick the next film...
4 comments:
Hi! This might sound really weird, but I was surfing xangas and freaked out when I saw your pictures: Bennet is my cousin. Random, but yes. It's quite a small world..
quite the cute couple u r!
hello delicious.
well i'm surely not going to meet you with you on the other side of the world... and did you rememebr to say happy birthday to hoan =P
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