2 mice, 2 dixie cups and string
this ain*t gonna be no epic poem of sex lies or videotape
but rather an ode to the one who wears that chastity cape
a 2 year bet that went haywire
she definitely hibernated back to the shire.
A woman I can admit shaped the earlier half of my life
Which I realize is going to prevent me from finding a wife.
Cleanser, toner, moisturizer and masks#
10 years later it*s a daily task.
But enough of me and more about her#.
i like the way she does it right thurr...
Alien toe*d and blind as a bat
Button nosed and apple cheeked.
A tennis stroke that goes splat
Goes well for that sweaty nosed geeked.
Fee fi fo fum
Who dares disturb the slumber of the MITy
Be he cute or be he dead.
She*ll grind his bones to make her bread
Fiddley fi fiddley fum
Would you marry me in a box?
Would you marry me with a fox?
OF COURSE YOU WOULD#CUZ WE MADE A DEAL!
Hahahaha.
xanga.com/bubbulie - she's single and on the rebound....and uber horny.if anyone has her number, let me know so i can post it up here.
10 comments:
haha cute.
HAHAH
very well done....fine since you did that, i'll sign up for xanga...=)
yaaay i feel special!!!
ok, please write me a detailed explanation... as a result of all your travels, you might finally have begun to speak over my head, how embarassaing Freshman....
ahahaha. hmmm....i wonder who this could this be? i see she's on xanga now!!!!!!!!!!
hah, good idea...just waiting for st. patrick's day
cuteeeeeeeeeee hahah.. she's so cute!
i'm sure dr. seuss is flipping over in his grave. =)
Haha what the... are you pimping ann???
Man, you never write ME poems! Actually, don't. I don't trust you. =)
hmm...well if you're really good i might throw them back on my page for your birthday. lolz
wheres my entry about jelly donuts
Post a Comment