2 mice, 2 dixie cups and string


 


this ain*t gonna be no epic poem of sex lies or videotape


but rather an ode to the one who wears that chastity cape


a 2 year bet that went haywire


she definitely hibernated back to the shire.


A woman I can admit shaped the earlier half of my life


Which I realize is going to prevent me from finding a wife.


Cleanser, toner, moisturizer and masks#


10 years later it*s a daily task.


But enough of me and more about her#.


i like the way she does it right thurr...


 


Alien toe*d and blind as a bat


Button nosed and apple cheeked.


A tennis stroke that goes splat


Goes well for that sweaty nosed geeked.


 


Fee fi fo fum


Who dares disturb the slumber of the MITy


Be he cute or be he dead.


She*ll grind his bones to make her bread


Fiddley fi fiddley fum


 


Would you marry me in a box?


Would you marry me with a fox?


OF COURSE YOU WOULD#CUZ WE MADE A DEAL!


Hahahaha.


 



xanga.com/bubbulie - she's single and on the rebound....and uber horny.if anyone has her number, let me know so i can post it up here.


 

10 comments:

my_inkstains said...

haha cute.

bubbulie said...

HAHAH

very well done....fine since you did that, i'll sign up for xanga...=)
yaaay i feel special!!!

siv200 said...

ok, please write me a detailed explanation... as a result of all your travels, you might finally have begun to speak over my head, how embarassaing Freshman....

Anonymous said...

ahahaha.  hmmm....i wonder who this could this be?  i see she's on xanga now!!!!!!!!!!

safety90 said...

hah, good idea...just waiting for st. patrick's day

my_inkstains said...

cuteeeeeeeeeee hahah.. she's so cute!

Anonymous said...

i'm sure dr. seuss is flipping over in his grave. =)

captainfay said...

Haha what the... are you pimping ann???
Man, you never write ME poems! Actually, don't. I don't trust you. =)

Anonymous said...

hmm...well if you're really good i might throw them back on my page for your birthday. lolz

surly_girl said...

wheres my entry about jelly donuts