funny story over the weekend...

@ el tropicana (more of a hut on the side of the road rather than a club)

a local bahamian comes up to me in the middle of the club..."you like that?...she's my sister...let me hook you up"...annie starts cracking up

....oh man...i get caught staring at the biggest black booty in there...she's wearing something red on top...and some "about to burst" khaki capri's that have have strings at the bottom...what is the deal with my affinity to black women...jeezus...

freeport, bahamas - is definitely not the spring break place to go...seems like i was the only one not informed of this before we went...tried to go on spring break alone...if thats even possible..."drinkity drink"...

lots of conch, seafood platter for every meal, PAIN KILLERS ARE PAIN, bahamian delight (campari, gin, grapefruit) really not too bad, shark tastes nasty...very dry (opted for this over turtle-its said to be FISHY), kayaked in the mangrove...nature walked (red, black, white mangrove, love vines, HEART OF PALM - interesting, fig trees, underwater caves (thunderball cave), juniper, ming, 8 year cycle of burning)...swam with dolphins...lots of stone crab....

IM JINXED - never gonna get to go snorkeling...the bus left without us in PR...and this time in freeport - because we had children in the group...the tour guide didnt want to risk it with with windy conditions...BLAH

 

 

PS...as much as i am a yankee fan...the yankees are disgusting...they dont give you a reason to cheer for sports...they just pay too much to have any reason to justify a decent sporting challenge...blegh...i may like arod...but I LOVE SORIANO~!@!@#!@#!@@!#~!@!@$@#%$!@...not to mention...AROD SHOULD BE PLAYING SS....

also...with a big market city like new york...its hard to rebuild...but its no reason to overpay over the hill players...ie yankees/knicks...definitely laud the tim thomas trade but he's an overpaid underachiever...i always thought the best way was to get 2 stars and then maybe find some cheap counterparts in young underachieving draft picks like darius/kwame/chandler and START THE YOUNG GUYS like sweetney...at least then you get YOUNG STARS to root for...something the knicks NEVER HAVE....who wants to buy an old fogey jersey...jeez...

**i need another early spring biotech surge like last year** CHARGE~

word of the weekend - "cheese doodle"

my alter ego is "eric"