lopopatomus

Victor Hsu wrote:
> im reading my blog
>
> lopopatomus, you need to come back and not work for 6 months. i don't know why i kept saying you needed to get a job and shit. you need to not work and just help us punish our livers. they're evil.
>
> On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 4:24 PM, Victor Hsu <vixstar@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> life used to be crazy...
>
> http://weblog.xanga.com/vixstar/341984184/item.html
>

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

"george bush doesn't care about black people."

a sad but fucking hilarious statement. not to make light of the
katrina situation but this is at once very true, sad and really funny:

http://www.shoneyboy.com/ign/Kanyevid.mpg

oh so the other night i had people over my place, or rather they
designated my place as being the place for oyster night. i had an
issue with the fact that there were going to be like 40 guys eating
oysters together and no girls (see texassassin).
luckily, we were able to get a couple lady friends over to satisfy the
hickory smoked to roast beef ratio by a little bit. and going out
afterwards would have been the biggest cockblocking fest of the fucking
century. but anyway, it was fun and here's a bit of advice: if you've
been up ALL night, all morning and afternoon (literally) partying with
denise, fucking hannah the destroyer, john dulicious and haven't slept
and it's like 8 o' clock the next day, don't eat oysters. if you do
eat oysters, don't go out and do carbombs and down johnnie walkers. if
you do go out and do carbombs and down johnnie walkers, don't bother
going to karaoke afterwards. if you did bother going to karaoke
afterwards, don't eat a vietnamese hoagie with extra peppers and
sriracha sauce and then get on a chinatown bus to philly unless you've
taken care of your gastric situation first. if you haven't taken care
of your gastric situation first and got on a chinatown bus to philly
after having eaten a vietnamese hoagie with extra peppers and sriracha
sauce, don't go and eat more seafood and have five bottles of wine. if
you do go and eat more seafood and have five bottles of wine, don't go
to frank's dad's bar and get drunk again. if you do go to frank's
dad's bar and get drunk again, don't go drink more and then have a
philly cheesesteak at the end of the night with extra peppers and
relish and cheese fries. if you've done all this you're freaking
retarded and fuck your ass is going to hurt a lot. a lot. and reading
all this kind of just made me nauseous.

why do i do such horrible things to myself? such is the life of an over-indulgent bachelor.

here's the documentation:

it all began on wednesday night. little did i know how this would commence or a torrent of debauchery.

my old colleague, jo. she has no idea how fucked up she's going to get.

of course things get a bit excessive when alex shows up. i was
trying to take it easy that night. of course, i always start the night
out trying to take it easy. why the hell am i so dark!?

oscar, you're a grouch! ahah

alex is all about fucking carbombs. and i'm all about fucking listening to him. what the fucking?

i fucking look like an indian next to john.

here i am, ever being the cock assist. for frank no less.

frank in his most common form. on a table and double fisting. yet his shirt stayed on that night.

tasty.

hmm...whatever happened that night made me really happy. ahahahahha.

thursday. look at the effect on these. brilliant photography work eh?

i got this beautiful shot of michael and lynn. looks like a
painting. too bad i fucked it all up for him by announcing his
uncircumcision. oh yes, alex is not alone in the humiliation. no
freak is safe.

wow...henry's lips are goddamn big. hahahahahahahaha. even with mine puckered, his still look bigger!

public urination.

yummy...eepie's boob.

funny post party conversation:

Vixstar (12:38:33 PM): alex kept telling her to kiss me
Vixstar (12:38:37 PM): hahahah
JohnnyCD33 (12:39:01 PM): alex is a great cock assist
Vixstar (12:39:04 PM): hahahah yea
Vixstar (12:39:21 PM): he basically pulls ur dick out for u and shoves it into the girls face
Vixstar (12:39:22 PM): ahhahahahah
JohnnyCD33 (12:40:44 PM): hahahahahah, i know right
JohnnyCD33 (12:40:52 PM): extreme opposite of frank
Vixstar (12:41:05 PM): yes
JohnnyCD33 (12:41:08 PM): frank will cut ur shit off if u pull it out
JohnnyCD33 (12:41:09 PM): hahahahahaa
Vixstar (12:41:14 PM): hahahahahahahahahhahaha

back in town for like 2 weeks and already hard at work. that's dedication.

why do alex and i look like we're girl korean singers. especially alex.

damnit i wanted to be in the backseat. they were trying to torture me.

john dulicious takes on hannah the rabbit.

ah my wifey is finally back in town...looking like a japanese pop star.

i've developed this habit of getting on people's motor vehicles when
drunk. not sure if this will continue to be a good idea. look at
hannah the motorcycle whore"