the airpoo????

air poo
I knew it! I knew someone someday would realize that the one place
where you need to relax to music most is the loo. Thank god the people
over at LOLZ LLC shared my sentiments and must I say their Air Poo
simply rocks. With a built-in docking system for your MacBook Air
you’ll never feel the need to rush things while you’re doing your
daily deed to get back to your work ASAP since the Air Poo’s built-in
802.11 wireless router gives you full net strength while you’re in
the seat. What’s even better is that you can also store and charge
your laptop with the tank-based docking station when you’re not using
the loo. Other appealing features of the Air Poo include a dock for
your iPod/iPhone that charge your player and phone and plays your
favorite tunes with the help of really cool built-in surround sound
speakers so you don’t have hold back any sounds of your own in there.
And what sets this poonovative invention from other pod-playing
pretenders is its customized heater-laced seat and multi-touch flusher
which lets you chose from a low-force one-finger single-tap flushing
option for when you just have to go number one and a two-finger
double-tap when you have to fight force with equal force! Really, do
any of you guys need more invitation to spend more time on the seat now?

2 comments:

ilovepearly said...

I don't think it be a good spot, too dirty to have your ipod/iphone.  I hear there's liquid mist flowing when you flush bathroom and I don't think you want poo/pee germs on them.

derpderp said...

@ilovepearly - you really gave this some thought eh?