grooming...

i just started using crest white strips....and as esther pointed out...."one can no longer floss over photo's in the era of digital photography" and speaking of which, there are soo many amateur photographers out there with advanced photography so readily digitally easy to use, and some of the results are absolutely stunning -- i'm going to start taking MORE pictures from now on....at least one  picture to go with every post.....well, maybe starting tomorrow. (i'll only post pictures of my whitening process if the public asks for it, otherwise i think it's kind of gross....)

it's funny how i chronically complain about insomnia, but the more specific realization is that this problem only arises when sober because when i'm at frank's, all i do is sleep or want to sleep by result of either trying to catch up from the week?  or i've just uncontrollably passed out due to my reliance on durrinking.....anyways...this can't be good

and in saying so, the most likely reason for me to hop out of bed prematurely is purely blamed on my stomach and i can't quite pinpoint anymore whether it's hunger....or just stomach ache...jeez....probably a direct result of bad body conditioning including a poor diet and well...u know..as hilarious as my daily partying pictures are...here is the result of that rant....body ACHE!....imagine when im 40?......please tell me bionic man is not too far away....

for a guy who's used to showering 2x  - 3x a day.....(morning and night and at the gym), i've tried to minimize it down to 1x a day....and with these stitches i should be bathing but instead of going through all the hassle, i'm basically doing more of a modern adaptaion of swan lake by being a swan in the rain and creating my own lake next to the shower......

this site is hilarious: http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/

=)

I CAN'T SLEEP! 5.07am

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You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?