Did you know the human head weighs 8 lbs? (My profile pic caption)


 


The in a funk alex manifests itself in food.  YES.  But let me clarify.  It*s not the state of delirious food induced satiated state of euphoric delirium post consumption but it*s rather the primate carnivorous act of perpetual hunting, kind of like a bear, that I juxtapose my current state to.  This isn*t necessarily an overnight revelation, but rather a gradual realization along with textual conversation to hone the description above.  Move over Socrates and your answer by dialogue, here comes the power of blogging and comments. 


 


A note for Esther: I had quite the argument over the word auricular.  Having used the word live in Technicolor, my befuddled buddy spent the next five minutes yelling at me saying it*s not a word.  Which I then rebutted with, ※yes it is.§  Of course, he being the stubborn square headed moron, moved into pompous territory, ※if I don*t know the word, it doesn*t exist§ I don*t remember correctly, but I think maybe the ※tree falls in the forest and no one hears it§ clich谷 was brought up shortly there after.


victor says im mysterious.....



on repeat: 陶吉吉 - 二十二


 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you did not grow that...

surly_girl said...

you look more dirty sanchez then mysteriousand water i can only drink when its iceeee coldand, dorkall the links were at the bottom left, under the pics

Anonymous said...

ew you look like creepy-asian-guy...

miffybunni said...

dirty sanchez....hahahahahaha. i like that one. nice profile pic, dork!

kailuo said...

I like the pictures! It looks like you've been hanging out with some really good looking girls. I think that the little mustache is giving you that "pimping edge" you were looking for!

teazerfish said...

Alex, first of all i just wanted to let you know that its totally wierd hearing people say stuff like "dirty sanchez" about you, considering that when i think of you i think of you playing the violin and in french class and i know that we both went to college and all and have grown up a lot since then, but it is still very funny to hear people link the phrase dirty sanchez and you. second, with regards to your description, "It*s not the state of delirious food induced satiated state of euphoric delirium post consumption but it*s rather the primate carnivorous act of perpetual hunting, kind of like a bear, that I juxtapose my current state to.".....deep. i'm not sure you used enough adjectives though. maybe you should ask mrs. garry or mr. herscher! I think you need to watch the big lebowski and drink white russians. and then come back to ny for my wedding! it looks like you're having a good time, i want to hear all about it when you're back!-jf