Shit bricks and urine

 

Didn"t take long for me to adopt the title "man of leisure" for myself.  I used to give out yielded, long-winded answers as to why I am the solo lonely planet auditor, but now the words flow convincingly eloquent out of my mouth.

"what are you doing now?" 

"I'm a man of leisure..."

 

I arrived in Hong Kong the morning of the January 27^th, checked into Langham Hotel in Mongkok and was puking and pissing on the hotel room floor by Friday night. It's customary to definitely get a good night out and leave behind gastric juices to vandalize an "I was here" but surely, puking was too early in the trip for me not to do it again. Here's the recap and pictures to follow. 

 

27^th - 4 cognac.

28^th - 4 cognac (hazed by uncle), hammered at LKF, puke puke puke

29^th - hungover in a rolls royce. You'll see the andy lau pictures below

30^th - 3 jwblack on the rocks.

31^st - macau 4 bottles of chivas

1^st  - 3 jwblack on the rocks @ TST

2^nd - 4 beers @ dinner.

3^rd - club ING ??shit bricks and urine to follow

4^th - fong, volar, hei hei, 2 macallan's, 1 dr pepper, 2 flaming lamborghini's (thanks Daniel)

5^th - hei hei (that stamp is soo hard to get off), dip - had schwarma and dumplings

6^th - karaoke buy 6 get 3 free buds

7^th - sick and dying.

 

Weight gain update - as this subject line has flooded my email box in recent days, I'm gonna need to put my own little spin on this topic.  HK is typically a place where people gorge and really enjoy chinaman's finest asian cuisine.  I however, could only ingest my first meal somewhere in the late PM after the furious rage of hangover had subsided. By which I would almost need to puke after dinner because I had tried to compensate not eating all day and at the same time freeing up room for liquor.  Talk about gluttony and hedonism. - or bulimia for that matter (u'll like that line lax.)

 

...and to think I'm in Taiwan for New Years, I'm gonna die. 

 

-- Captain Good-Time

1. rather than posting my own picture, here's a buy one get one free superstar treat.

2. me n kimbo in macau.  great night.

3. this one claimed that he wasn't going to eat....

4.  SHIT BRICKS AND URINE

5. best host in the whole world - thanks for everything lana~. SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE (haha i wouldn't be surprised if andrew that i was the biggest homo in the world)

6. you guys don't understand the absolute FEAR i had when i saw this guy...(i honestly thought i was gonna take it easy that night) 5 minutes later...dr pepper.

7. i think this picture is from saturday...i do not remember this at all.