http://www.slate.com/id/2224941/

A hot dog vendor was kicked from the curb outside New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art last week for failure to pay his monthly rent—of $53,558. Pasang Sherpa was under contract to pay the Parks Department $362,201 a year for a stand on the south side of the Met's entrance and $280,500 for another on the north side. That's a lot of hot dogs. With rent astronomically high, how much do New York City hot dog vendors actually make?

It's hard to say. Neither the Parks Department nor the Health Department (which oversees food sales outside parks) requires vendors to report income. They don't bother calculating expected sales, either—in part because rent is set at auction (with vendors battling it out) rather than by the city. What we do know is that even though Sherpa, a rookie, got in over his head, vendors have long been willing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to push $2 dogs outside the Met. (The museum attracts 5 million visitors a year, and the hot dog stands are the only food outlets for blocks.) Last year's occupant paid $415,000 a year for the Met stands plus at least $25,000 for supplies and labor, and didn't go under—so we can assume he brought in significantly more than $440,000.

the guy downstairs my office selling egg sandwiches and coffee drives a ducati.  how much do those guys make?  i've read somewhere that hot dog vendors can take home 2-400 a day cash.  not a bad amt of money for a job that requires no real training or academia.  nyc food trucks really do promise the american dream.  tax free. and if the owners going to splurge, a ducati would be the way to do it.  next time i walk into a meatpacking club, i expect the breakfast sandwich guy to have the neighboring table.  the kuey teow guy @ newton in singapore is a millionaire.  drives a benz and sends his kids abroad for school. makes u really wonder don't it?  hot shot foodies.

on wednesday night.  i went to a kalagny and ascend event.  korean lawyers meet korean finance people.  asian professionals looking to network and hook up.  pranna is a good space.  the cellar room is nicely separated from the restaurant unfortunately indian food is not a good choice for a meat market.  open bar option would have saved me some money.  but it turned out to be a successful event regardless.  men and women in their mid to late 20s, probably worked too much to focus on social life correctly end up here, to meet others like them and their friends (moi).  dan played the role of host and lawyer.  i played the role of degenerate friend that worked pretty well.  and all it takes is a clean face and a friendly attitude for lawyers to make their move on you.  i had no choice but to give my number and email out a few times.  its not a problem.  it's just odd giving out your number to "ann taylor" rather than "bebe".  hot shot is not my thing.

never ending story - boo hwal is on repeat.  (so wasted didnt pick up my phone all night.  so wasted i think i said i was hungover.  i barely remember nrb with jeff.  did i go to HARU for lunch?)

"u were such a hot shot up there" - JF.  i went to look at an apt.  PHA. it was nice.  it smelled like indian.  i find outdoor space useless.  i have a balcony now that i never use.  and so this place was touted as a duplex.  a private roof that i'd probably only use sparingly and even less as global warming takes effect.  so of course im going to ask questions like $$ per square foot priced in with outdoor space.  how does outdoor space get charged common charges?  and just cuz i lived in another building that the builder has done doesn't mean im going out of my way to show off.  he didnt ask what i did for a living and i didnt tell him.  but all in all JF says i came off like a hot shot.   

the apt was a quick look.  too hot to stay too long.  4E sounds like a better buy.  the price is standard, but the rental prices sound great.  dinner at tiapol was a far walk but good.  sangria was good.  cinnamon in the sangria makes all the difference.  squid ink squid?  it was a good talk.  consensus through conversation.  it was my moment at being socrates.  and so from tia pol we decided to head to dream hotel.  i dont plan to go to hot shot places.  but i donned in my white tshirt and jeans with my gym bag slung over my shoulder and sunglasses on my head, i make my way into the hotel by looking like a hotel guest.  of course i run into altman and his fiance.  "oh wow, how you been buddy.  i got engaged....u guys have met before"....and after that....i head to the bar only to see ...SUSAN!   what are you doing here.  at a work event.  nice.  lets get shots.  this is where i'll finally admit to being a hotshot.  "hey meet my coworker...he's ranked number 2 globally.  oh ok.  nice."  " what do you do?" " i trade oil." "futures?" "no, i trade physical tonnage"  "OH."  Yep. I'm a hot shot.

if i was a hot shot on thursday night.  then friday was just plain old HOT.  and after work. i ended up at locanda verde with a colleague trying to talk about how being a hot shot doesn't work.  and it seems we have come a long way.  we've flipped the page.  now is the time for commradery.  and the steak tar tar and locanda is pretty darn good.  tribeca women also love to hit on boys at the bar. "what kind of small egg is that? less cholesterol?"  and after that. we went out to bar six. mk. arang.  i want to go home! im drunk.  and its HOT.

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kirsty's worst nightmare.

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for some reason, the HK MTR voiceover is so damn catchy.  i have no clue why.  i've ridden on the a lot of underground rails...but the one that is always stuck in my head is the HK MTR lady.  i want to make her my ringtone.  or sms tone.  請小心台階。。。or NEXT STOP...TSIM SHA TSUI.......HILARIOUS.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTlF5PVb4w]

happy birthday tom.  worst idea ever to drink the worst alcohol in the world.

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these days. works slow.  or that i'm incompetent lazy and absolutely confused as to whats going on.  all of the above.  and due to my colleagues most recent frustrations with work, we've decided to venture out to chinatown for lunch.  regardless of the heat, we walked to nom wah tea parlor.  and despite the heat, dim sum hit the spot because it was light, not greasy, tasty and wilson is a great owner.

 

 

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rupert murdoch is ...ELLIOT CARVER...

 

TOMORROW NEVER DIES JAMES BOND 007

Plot - from wiki

MI6 sends James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) into the field to spy on a terrorist arms bazaar on the Russian border. Via television, MI6 and the British military identify several wanted men, including American "techno-terrorist" Henry Gupta (Ricky Jay), who is buying a GPS encoder made by the American military. Despite M's (Judi Dench) insistence that Agent 007 finish his reconnaissance, the British Admiral Roebuck (Geoffrey Palmer) launches a missile attack on the arms bazaar, planning to take advantage of the high concentration of internationally wanted terrorists and other major criminals who are "shopping" in the bazaar at the time. Bond then discovers there are two Soviet nuclear torpedoes mounted on an L-39 Albatros, the destruction of which would cause potential local radioactive contamination. Learning this, Roebuck then orders the missile to aborted, but the missile has already flown away out of the ship's range, leaving the navy unable to abort it. Fortunately, Bond hijacks the L-39 jet and flies it away from the arms bazaar, defeating a pursuing L-39 and a hostile co-pilot by ejecting the co-pilot into the other aircraft. Despite the missile destroying most of the terrorists and weaponry, Gupta escapes with the encoder.

Media baron Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce), head of the Carver Media Group Network (CMGN), begins his plans to use the encoder to provoke war between China and the United Kingdom. As the existing Chinese leadership is not receptive to giving Carver Media Group Network exclusive broadcast rights in their country, Carver wants to use a war to eliminate them in favor of politicians more supportive to his plans. Meaconing the GPS signal using the encoder, Gupta sends the British frigate HMS Devonshire off-course in the South China Sea, where Carver's stealth ship and its crew plan to steal a number of its missiles.[4] Carver's henchman, Stamper (Götz Otto), sinks the frigate with a sea drill and shoots down a Chinese J-7 fighter jet sent to investigate the British presence, and then the men aboard the stealth ship kill the Devonshire's survivors with Chinese weaponry. Back in London Admiral Roebuck (thinking the ship had been attacked by the Chinese, thanks to the 'news' given out by the Carver Media Group), deploys the British Fleet to recover the frigate, and possibly retaliate, leaving M only forty-eight hours to investigate its sinking.

M sends Bond to investigate Carver after Carver Media releases news with critical details hours before these have become known, and MI6 noticed a spurious signal from one of his CMGN communications satellites when the frigate was sunk. Bond travels to Hamburg and seduces Carver's wife, Paris (Teri Hatcher), an ex-girlfriend; the information she tells Bond helps him sneak into Carver's newspaper headquarters and steal back the GPS encoder. When Carver learns of it, he orders Paris and Bond killed. Paris is killed by Dr. Kaufman (Vincent Schiavelli), but Bond kills Kaufman and escapes in his Q division car, a BMW 750i with full remote control. Bond then goes to the South China Sea to investigate the wreck, discovering one of the missiles missing. He and Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh), a Chinese spy on the same case, are captured by Stamper and taken to the CMGN tower Saigon, but they escape and begin collaborating.

They contact the Royal Navy and the People's Liberation Army Air Force (Red Chinese air force) to explain Carver's scheme, then find and board Carver's stealth ship in Ha Long Bayto prevent him firing the stolen British cruise missile at Beijing. During the battle, Wai Lin is captured. Bond captures Gupta to use as his own hostage, but Carver kills Gupta, claiming he has "outlived his contract". Bond gets them out of it by setting off an explosive, damaging part of the ship and exposing it on radar, enabling the Royal Navy to attack it, as the Red Chinese Air Force has been ordered not to fire on the steath ship unless it turns towards China. While Wai Lin heads to disable the engines, Bond leads a large battle to the stolen missile against the crew, and Stamper. Carver is killed by his own sea drill after trying to kill Bond on his own. As Bond begins to start the process of destroying the warhead by strapping the detonators to set it off, Stamper shows that he has Wai Lin hostage. A fight ensues when he tries to drown her. Bond traps him in the missile firing mechanism and leaves him to die, while saving Wai Lin as the stealth ship is destroyed by the exploding missile. Bond and Wai Lin survive amidst the wreckage as HMS Bedford searches for them.

 

Throw JP and SKIM in a room...they are HILARIOUS.

"i want to get chasers for the vodka" - skim

"why dont we just get kool aid and make jungle juice" - jp

"kool aid?  what am i ? BLACK?...plus...i don't want jungle juice"  - skim

"haaaaaaa" - alex

"ok....should we get soda water?" - skim

"yea susan, why dont you pick the smallest soda bottle cuz it will really last for more than one drink" - jp

"haaa, i just thought we could get 2 small ones so we wouldn't lose fizz" - skim

 

 

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"oh - free blood pressure machine. hold on. yay, i have normal BP" - sk

"i have low blood pressure. hmm." - ac

"i have hypertension. wth???" - jp

 

frank gets out of the car and leaves me to carry 30 bottles of beer.

i'm like, "FRANK!!!!!"

if I could do it all over again, I would have her carry the ice too...hypertension, don't want to exert myself too much

goose or kettle? - ac

kettle - sk

titos - ac

what is that? oh it says gluten free. get it - sk

i like titos. i'm going to get that next time. its so cheap!

hahahaha